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It was 5 minutes till midnight, Jeff the Killer was walking through the woods, trying to find his new victim. He had killed so many people that night, he might go back into his hideout. Suddenly he made it to a small log cabin.
Jeff: I guess
Jeff went into the cabin via the window. It was very small, with a mini fridge, sofa, TV, and a few deer heads mounted on walls.
Jeff: This is pathetic.
him a favor killing him.
He made his way over to the bed. The blanket was covering the
Jeff: Go to sleep
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Jeff: Who are you?
Chuck: The
Jeff: Wait I
Chuck: I know you,
Chuck tried to punch Jeff, but he dodged just in time. Jeff ran out of the cabin. Chuck got his machine gun and pointed it at Jeff. In the street, Jeff dodged his bullets, Matrix style, and threw his broken knife hilt, which knocked the gun out of
Jane: Ah there you are.
But before Jane could finish talking, she could see what he was running from. Behind him was none other than Chuck Norris.
Chuck:
Jeff: Move Jane, I
Jeff then tripped on a cinder block. He decided to hit Chuck with him. He raised it over his head, but Chuck had caught up with him.
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Jane ran into the nearest house and hid into the closet. Jeff found the largest knife in the kitchen.
Jane: Why
Jeff: You are kind of stupid
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Jeff: But how? I killed you!
Chuck: You must not understand. I
Chuck then decided that he was done playing around. He hit Jeff with his fist from under his beard. Jeff was thrown through the wall and onto the pavement. Chuck then Round-House Kicked
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