The Useless Button

There is a wall.

And on that wall there is a button.

Do not press that button.

It is evil.

There is a stone button somewhere in your house, and it is in the shape of a triangle. Triangles are scary because they are signs of illuminartis. Your ancestors have pressed that button out of pure curiousity and where are they now?

THEY ARE ALL DEAD

You know why they are all dead?

BECAUSE THEY PRESSED THE BUTTON DUMBASS

So don't try to press that button. Because if you do, then something would happen. I don't know what could because I obviously wasn't there when it happened.

Just don't press the button.

DONT PRESS THE BUTTON

DONT PRESS THE BUTTON

DONT PRESS THE BUTTON

You dummy.

How do I know this?

I don't know either.

But all I know is.

DONT PRESS IT

Or you die.

TEH END

P.S. If you see a skeleton around your house, that's me. Don't mind me. I'm just a hyper-realistic skeleton.

P.S.S. DONT PRESS THE BUTTON DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR DONT PRESS IT DONT DO IT OR ADUNCKMEBLKOIVBDJBVK,SAOJKFDBJGJKFNGKKFNEIBDFIOHDHGJHKLGJOJJIOUYKFGYFRDEDR3

I pressed the button.