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Next, we will need to set up the ritual. However, first, we must actually immediately perform the first part. Use the Mandalorian Ouija board to contact the dead spirit of Leif Garret's popularity. The popularity is rather pissed 99% of the time, so be careful. Place the cursor on the letter W. After you do this, move the letters to type out the following: "Io, Garrett, et a LXX scriptor chorus O moventur, quia non potes expectare tuus mortuus est ita popularis quod factum est ad XC scriptor lapsum ex fide spem iustitiae expectamus mollis et delicatus. Charmin similem latrinariam”latrinariam" Then, Leif Garret's popularity will type the following back to you: "Heus, Asinus asinorum, et mortuus sum ad litteram LXX scriptor reliquum est in inferno ardere? Nolite quaeso illudant mihi. Quid, nisi quod ludere vis ludus ludi ad inferos An tu Ludus. Sed valde dubito...”" Immediately move the cursor over "yes”yes" and move it back and forth from letter O and yes exactly 25 times in 5 seconds. If you succeed, you will get the following response; "Deus, tu stultus. Bene, te decet, ego coniecto...”" You now have Leif Garret's Popularity's permission to set up the rest of the ritual.

* Stab the Voodoo doll with you plastic fork 343 times. Then say, "Some mothafucka's are always trying to ice skate uphill”uphill". This represents a Blade reference.