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* A plastic fork
Next, we will need to set up the ritual. However, first, we must actually immediately perform the first part. Use the Mandalorian Ouija board to contact the dead spirit of Leif Garret's popularity. The popularity is rather pissed 99% of the time, so be careful. Place the cursor on the letter W. After you do this, move the letters to type out the following:
If you successfully do the above, do the following:
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* Stitch it closed with a thread from the sock you are currently wearing right now. If you are not wearing a sock, use your armpit hair instead. This represents... I don't know, but does it matter?
* Stab the Voodoo doll with you plastic fork 343 times. Then say,
* Hide in your garage's attic. If your garage does not have an attic, hide in your refrigerator instead. This represents you trying not to die.
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