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SO i was curious if he had any games and ther was a game called 87.exe and so i played the game that seemed 2 open in command prompt and it said "press the buttons on the keyboard to attack." It looked like this:
 
[[File:CMD Game.png|centerleft|thumb|549x549px400px|this is game]]
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I pressed Y and it said "Hahaha ur dead! Please insert UR DEAD.EXE floppy disc to continue" i did and it said "thx" but then however the laptop shut down and rebooted and this time instead of Windows 98 it booted with Windows 53 and so i showed the screen and it had a message: "You have patronized the Patrixxx for the last time! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (undertale refrence your welcome)" and I was like "Oh sweet it knows undertale!... but that wasn't invented till 2096... HOW COULD IT KNOW!?" my life crashed and i saw that the laptop had broken the 4th wall and reveal to me a mystery... I was NOT and alien like I had been in my dreams! But how was this possible!? NOO! anyway I mailed the laptop and the floppy disc to my frend so he could check it out so heres his side of the story:
 
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I got a call on my phone and the person said "Patrixxx" and hung up. I turned on the news and it the newscaster said "Patrixxx" and it whent off. I saw that a movie was comming on called "Patrixxx" and they said "Patrixxx" and that was the end see they said it really slow so it was one hour of them saying "Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - well you get the point. I looked at the laptop screen and saw this:
 
[[File:CMD Ur Dead.png|centerleft|thumb|492x492px400px|This is wat I saw on the laptop screen.]]
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I pressed controll alt delete and it said "Error: Patrixxx" I said "NO NOT MORE PLEASE K?!" and it said "Patrixxx" and i said "C'mon i seen that you can say other stuff!" a message box appeared that said "Patrixxx" with two button that said "Patrixxx" i clicked one and it said "CORRECT! died" the laptop was smoked and sparks came from it and it burnd to a crisp and i was "NOOO!!" but i got a knock on the door so i desided to move to Pakastan.