The adventures of Jeff and Slenderman
UNDEADSLIMEYBRO PRESENTS: THE ADVENTURES OF JEFF AND SLENDERNAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EP1: Pilot
Once upon a time, Jeff and Slenderman were walking through the woods.
"So, this place is your childhood, Slendy?" said Jeff.
"Yes. Indeed it is." Said Slenderman.
"You told me that you like, stuff your notes n' stuff here?"
"Yes I do. I do it beacause these notes are special. They were from the first victims I ever killed."
"Oh? Really? That's sweet." added Jeff. "Well, all I have is Knifey."
"Would you quit obsessing about that piece of metal? It's getting on my nerves."
Jeff got angry real quick.
"HEY!!! Don't you talk like that in front of my Knifey!!" Screamed Jeff.
"It's just a knife, Jeff! Get over it!"
"Oh? What's that, Knifey? You wanna cut him? OK!"
Jeff then swung "Knifey" at Slenderman and cut him. "ACK!!!" Shrieked Slenderman.
Slenderman began bleeding HYPER REALISTIC black ooze. "GAH!! Now look what you've done!"
Slenderman then used one his tentacles to wrap up Jeff.
After a few seconds though, Jeff could'nt breathe!!
Jeff then had a excellent idea! He then used his knife to cut Slendy's tentacle!
"NO!!!" gasped Slendy.
Slendy then dropped Jeff.
Jeff then saw Slenderman fall to the ground.
Jeff felt sorry. He knew his "Outbursts" had been a problem lately.
He then extended his hand out to Slenderman... Who took it.
"Hey listen, I'm sorry... I can make it up to you though." "How?" asked Slendy.
"We can go MAKE OUT and do NAUGHTY THINGS like in the fanart!"
"Yes! YES!! I would dearly love to!!"
And so they did.
END OF EP1
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EP2: Eyeless Jack's Food Shack
Jeff and Slenderman were walking around Creepypastia, looking for a good place to eat.
"Are we there yet?" asked Jeff.
"NO!! We are not, and that is final!!" yelled Slenderman.
Then they both looked up, and saw a large tilted wooden sign on a buliding that said "Eyeless Jack's Food Shack"
"Finally!!" said Jeff.
They walked in and ordered some SPAGHETTI covered in BLOOD and GUTS. They then sat down at the table and began eating. They looked around, and almost every Creepypasta charaacter was here. The Rake sat in the corner, TEARING APART his meal, and Sonic.exe sat in the opposite corner, eating some fried flesh, and Herobrine was here too, eating some cooked porkchop.
"Well, Exe has really let himself go, hasn't he?" added Slenderman.
"Your're right. Look at his gut!" said Jeff.
"Jeff! That's rude."
"Sorry, but YOU pointed it out!"
"I know, but STILL, it's-"
Slenderman was cut off by an explosion only 6 ft away!! Then... Out the smoke... was RAP RAT!!!!!!!!
Rap Rat then proceeded to grab the cashier (Who was Squidward, BTW,) and demanded all of the money in the register.
Jeff had a sense to attack Rap Rat.
"HEY!!! Knifey doesn't like robberies!!" And swung at him.