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(Created page with "The day I got my pickle tickled by Gary Bartholomew "Sea Pickle" Penis It was Tuesday the 24th of Feburaury, I had just finished my homework on how to talk to women (I gotted an F-), when my nephew came to my house and gave me a copy of Minecraft for my birthday. Unfortunalty, I had to get splinky pinkt on him beacuase I owned java and I didn't want to play any of the betarock shnizzle. After my mom spanked me for being mean to my brother/nephew like that I snorted the...") |
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It was Tuesday the 24th of Feburaury, I had just finished my homework on how to talk to women (I gotted an F-), when my nephew came to my house and gave me a copy of Minecraft for my birthday. Unfortunalty, I had to get splinky pinkt on him beacuase I owned java and I didn't want to play any of the betarock shnizzle. After my mom spanked me for being mean to my brother/nephew like that I snorted the game disc becuase I am to poor to afford a VR headseat. After the brain-swelling stopped I was subjected to horrorrrs above my highest imagintaion. Obama was there, but it was an evil version of abamna who doesnt like to bomb civilain feild hospital. He told me the anceint secrets of the world before turning into a snake and returning to the garden of eden. Then i read an wikipedia article on allegations against Sir Jimmy Savile and his crimes. This made me smash my desk with happiness knowing that he is now dead. The doritos i had kept in my belly button were getting stale so I decided to go to the hit burger-king parody, MacDonald's. McDonald's Corporation (colloquially known as Mickey
▲McKebab as he appeared in his 2006 appearance as host of Strictly Come Dancing
He recogniosed me due to being n infamous wanted fugitive in Bageltown due to my crimes against savoury foods and flavours. He suumoned his left hand man Gary Bartholomew Penis. Gary Bartholomew Penis started to demonically suck my dick. I came in fear and I started to vomit as my hyper-realistic semen dripped all over my screen. I was not about to let this slode. I immedialty countered by suffering of a cerebral hemorrhoids and shitting out my pancreas.
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