The ghost is an addict

I woke up this morning to the sight of a ghost sunbathing on my bedroom floor, so I picked it up, put it in a paper bag, and put the bag in my fridge.

At midnight, I took out the paper bag and told the ghost: "Ghostie, it's time to haunt, go!" But the ghost had caught a cold, so I gave it some Chinese medicine.

Now the ghost is addicted to marijuana.

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Credited to jadenutt 

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