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I was searching on the web for sites to pirate gaems becuase i am a cool boy and awesome, and my mom always tells me that cops are cool but she’s lame so i do nıt agree with the law, i like to imagine myusekf killing people because lawas are lame and my mom drools and i rule, so anyways i was looking for vode ames when i saw a link to pirate hunt down the freeman, i always wanted to play hunt down the gordon because weryone say it is a good ame and it’s so awesome and so cool , and my mome would not look it, so i click the link byt the download is downloaded bery quickly bwich is werid cause hunt down the john freeman is 38 GB which is very alot and big which don’t math, and i think "stupid computer, you make me so mad" and i was red and sfuming, but then it finished then i opened the zip file and i saw that the zip was empty except fep one jph wile, i was so angry because i was scammed out of free game and not cash money, SO ANGRY!, so i thought "stupid PICTURE" and i smashed my mouse on theelfoer and stepped on stepped on it hard, and it opened the image, t was the scariest image ever, it was a cary boy with a wide smile that can be only seen in a n evil grandma, like my grandma who forgot the superman emblem on my goddamn cookis, BITCH!, i sometimes want to put banana peel next tı her bed so when she weakes up she slips down the stairs and out the window into the woodchipper, or more like, THE BITCHCHIPPER! HA HA!, anyways the evil picture had eyes of the ones of scary, looked like an empty pringle can, i was sad and depressed because i am upset when i run out of pringles, and the har resembled spaghetti which my mom ade everyday because she is abitch like AY YOOO bitch find another recepie yoy greasy bitch, goddamn italians should have been nuked agter pinata man, fucking raviolis, and the skin was grey like grey man of halflout, the post apocalyptic puzzle game, which appered in my nightmares all the time because he offered me 5 dollars, i don’t lile the number 5 because the law has 5 stuff and my mom works 5 jobs a day, GREASY BITCH!, i was sweating and blue and scared and peeing, and i ran out of the picture, but i saw the name of the file and it was called THE_GHOUL.JPG, i was so scaed because my uncle was called ghoul and he touch my weeny doodle, and i was so nervous i shit my pants, i closed out of winrar and my backgorund ghould, i was screaming so hard all the galls in my neighbourhod broke, all the icons of my computer turned to ghoul, i turned back and everything in my room was covered in ghoul picture, i exited out of my room and house was covered in ghoul, i ran downstairs and i saw THE GHOUL, he said "honey? You want spagjetti?" GREASY BITCH IS GHOULIS BITCH, i ran towards the mirir and i saw.... ME AS GHOUL, i was GHOULIFIED, and my reflection had hyper-realistic eyes and blood and he jumpscared me, like bendy and the ink machine, and heartattack man arrived and killed me so badly, as my soul was leaving my body i heard a familiar voice say: "he just died? Wow. he was an amazing man who lead an amazing life..." if you see a free version of hunt down the alyx DOWN DOWNLOAD IT, i’m currently in the Ghoulmansion being tortured by having to play HEARTS OF IRON 4....

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