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<poem>Hello my name is mr theory and ever wondered where Shrek father well he died in a war leaving his son the only Shrek alive
and has flashbacks Let me explain it just a normal day in teletubbie land when suddenly knack from the hit PlayStation sonic fanfic called knack and the Shrek God was now kill the Shrek people were pissed they sent a nuke to knack land the doctor guy (I forgot his name) was kill and then knack died of death but the shrek people
Day 1 of war
The phantom shreks from shreksona 5 took back the sexy grass and the bitch from knack was kill the knack people were pissed and sent nuke but the shrek people had a anti nuke thing it actually went to bee movie land and killed the bitch from bee movie the ceo of bee movie was pissed they summoned Luigi who used his gay Luigi attack the knack people were kill and then Luigi stole the sexy grass and shrek people sent 100 nukes to bee movie land but bee movie land also had a anti nuke thing and it actually went to Russia the ceo of Russia was piss they summoned mr bean who killed Luigi and took the sexy grass
Day 21 I
Shrek father summoned all creepypasta ever to existed to join the fight because I
Wario came from the sky and use his ass attack killing happy appy and he ate him eat your apples kids and then Shane Dawson drive a van that says free candy and wario brok through back door and there was no candy wario was pissed and shouted
And farted and it smelled so bad that Shane Dawson into a skeleton and was kill
Wario was kill as well because his shit was to powerful
You know what
This is the ultimate war for one piece of grass
I wonder who will win
Who get all power stars
But while he singing he accidentally dropped his famous big fucking nuke that destroy the anti nuke thing and killed everyone and then he took the sexy grass and flys away
The end
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