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the day was June 2, 2014, It was my 20th birthday. I decided to get a video game since I had been saving money for one. I went to the local Wal-mart and saw "the Lego Movie video game" I wanted it badly, until I saw the price, it was OVER 9,000 dollars (USD) I went home and went on Craig's list for no reason and saw an ad for a slightly-used Lego Movie video game. I couldn't believe my eyes! I saw the price, it was five bucks, I askedthe guy why it was so cheap. He said that he didn't want the game anymore and wanted it to be cheaper than the normal value. I bought it. The guy came to my house and I payed him, and he ran to his private F-22 raptor and took off. I opened my PS3 and popped the game in. I played the game and completed all fifteen levels in only three days. Then after I completed it, things started getting weird. When I played around in the lobby area of the space stage, I killed some robots. When I killed them hyper-realistic blood came out, which was weird because of three things 1: robots don't have blood. 2: it's a Lego game. And 3: it's an ESRB rating E for everyone game. I passed it off as a glitch and continued playing. Then, things got scary. When I killed a character in a level on free play or story mode, the game said "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PSYCOTIC BASTARD!?!? TIM YOUR PARENTS RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!!!" That's when I realized something was wrong. I asked the guy on Craig's list what was wrong with the game, when it said that that profile doesn't exist, I passed this off of a glitch as I went to find him. When I found his house, he was in his badly totaled F-22 fighter jet which was in a nose dive position stuck in the ground. His house was also destroyed because of the explosion. I passed this off as a glitch. Then I played the game some more and it said WILLIAM IS WATCHING YOU!! I asked myself who WILLIAM was and the game said "WILLIAM.EXE IS A BOY WHO DIED PLAYING THIS GAME!" Then a skeleton popped out. Then a ghost popped out. Then the ghost killed me. This article was posted because he wanted the story to be passe on to be laughed at how bad it is.