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Just a heads up this next part is sickening. The first time I saw it I nearly killed myself in disgust of knowing I share oxygen with the same person who'd say such grotesque things. You've been warned.

 

 

Okay, after a quick fap I've calmed down enough to break this bit down. "So wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to be." This line right here is by far the scariest, in both implications and possible foreshadowing; Carly says "wake up the members of MY nation." Carly has amassed a large following of people in her home nation, so large in fact she's begining to draw a dividend line between those who support her uprising, (the members of HER nation), and those who don't. "It's your time to be" is a clear call to action; the revolution has begun, I just hope to god it's not too late. "There's no chance unless you take one, and the time to see the brighter side of every situation." Welp, this is it folks, if you didn't believe me then, you surely fucking have to now. This is essentially encouraging her supporters as they arm themselves and fight, she's telling them to take a chance on her ideals, and that despite the death, famine, disease, destruction, and genocide that will ensue, to look at the bright side of it all. Carly, you fucking psycho, human lives aren't a fucking joke. You can't dismiss mass murder and war by looking at the brighter side, there is no bright side; you're a monster, rotten to the core. Lastly, "some things are meant to be, so give me your best and leave the rest to me." Well shit, she's gone and gotten a god complex. "Some things are meant to be"? What, is your ideological war fucking prophesied Carly? This didn't have to fucking be like this, but your greed, your pride, your wrath, it morphed you into the monster you are today. Perhaps Carly, if you had only just gotten a little bit of help, it wouldn't have to be this way. But I guess it wasn't meant to be huh? Shit. "So give me your best and leave the rest to me." Sigh. Blindly follow her after giving it your all, your sweat, blood, and tears, and leave it at the hands of a maniacal, tyrannical teenager. Fair enough. Fuck you, Carly.