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The incident began as a police shootout with a serial killer. The killer had abusive parents and people always bullied her at school until she found a way to eradicate them; by stabbing people to death. She would also dismember her victims, torture them, and then after they died, she would often cannibalize them, eating their heart and lungs before anything else.
The incident began as a police shootout with a serial killer. The killer had abusive parents and people always bullied her at school until she found a way to eradicate them; by stabbing people to death. She would also dismember her victims, torture them, and then after they died, she would often cannibalize them, eating their heart and lungs before anything else.


The serial killer, anyway, pulled out a gun and shot at the officers. The bullet missed the officers, but it hit my brother in the throat. He died instantly and was pronounced dead on arrival after trying to take him to the hospital. In my brother's blood, the serial killer wrote out "NURTNACUOY". When spelled backwards, it says "YOUCANTRUN". Yesterday, I got an email that provided a URL to some download. I checked it out, and it said it was now downloading the PC version of...''Sonic & Knuckles''?! My God! I loved this game! I was so excited to play it, so after the download finished, I started up the game.
The serial killer, anyway, pulled out a gun and shot at the officers. The bullet missed the officers, but it hit my brother in the throat. He died instantly and was pronounced dead on arrival after trying to take him to the hospital. In my brother's blood, the serial killer wrote out "NURTNACUOY". When spelled backwards, it says "YOUCANTRUN". Yesterday, I got an email that provided a URL to some download. I checked it out, and it said it was now downloading the PC version of...''Sonic & Knuckles''?! My God! I loved this game! I was so excited to play it, so after the download finished, I started up the game.


It showed a video of someone waking up in a lab chamber, then someone torturing the poor man before the game actually started up. The title screen appeared. Sonic looked normal, but Knuckles had hyper-realistic blood seeping out of his eyes, mouth, and ears. His smile stretched to his cheeks. He had razor-sharp canines. Knuckles didn't even have pupils. Just red irises and black outline. I shook it off as a glitch and started up the game.
It showed a video of someone waking up in a lab chamber, then someone torturing the poor man before the game actually started up. The title screen appeared. Sonic looked normal, but Knuckles had hyper-realistic blood seeping out of his eyes, mouth, and ears. His smile stretched to his cheeks. He had razor-sharp canines. Knuckles didn't even have pupils. Just red irises and black outline. I shook it off as a glitch and started up the game.
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