The most cliched horror movie known to man: Difference between revisions

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The atmosphere was ambiguously spooky. A cute little kid started to hear voices, because we need some semblance of a motive here, and murdered every person in his home. Then he died and became a ghost, because everyone is still scared of ghosts. Twenty years later, a gaggle of teenage girls and a single teenage boy travel to the middle of nowhere and rent a house in the woods. One girl, Eve, warned them that something strange and ambiguously spooky was in those woods, but no one listened so they moved in anyway. But little did they know that the ghost of the murderous cute-looking child still remained. That very night, the lights began to flicker on and off on their own. Only Eve and the guy, let’s call him Bob, noticed, because this is a horror movie and everyone is criminally stupid. There seemed to be the sound of footsteps as well throughout the house. Bob decided to call the people who told the gaggle of teenagers about the house, but to his horror, he discovered that his phone had no signal! He ran into another room and asked Stacy the Ditzy Promiscuous Cheerleader who Definitely is not Going to Die to check her phone,
footsteps as well throughout the house. Bob decided to call the people who told the gaggle of teenagers about the house, but to his horror, he discovered that his phone had no signal! He ran into another room and asked Stacy the Ditzy Promiscuous Cheerleader who Definitely is not Going to Die to check her phone,
but her phone didn’t work either!
 
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This is a true story, people. It’s proven because the shaky-cam looks like it was being tossed around by ocean waves in a tropical storm. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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