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I opened the folder again and saw a gallery of photos! It was called "Pingas animal pony crap gore hyper-realistic bloody Jeff" and I also saw a file called "Patrixx Sex Tape For Real No Fake." I opened the gallery and saw a horrifying site. There was a picture of my generic family, all skeletons and dead and stuffs! I threw up on my screen and ignoring all logic, I continued on in the gallery and saw a bunch of bloody pictures of dead people, blood, pingases, Dora's, Entrails and all kinds of horrific stuff.
I opened the folder again and saw a gallery of photos! It was called "Pingas animal pony crap gore hyper-realistic bloody Jeff" and I also saw a file called "Patrixx Sex Tape For Real No Fake." I opened the gallery and saw a horrifying site. There was a picture of my generic family, all skeletons and dead and stuffs! I threw up on my screen and ignoring all logic, I continued on in the gallery and saw a bunch of bloody pictures of dead people, blood, pingases, Dora's, Entrails and all kinds of horrific stuff.
I immediately closed the gallery after looking at it for 10 minutes. I then clicked on the .AVI file and began to jack off. It started off with Patrixx in a bedroom with a grown-up version of Dora. They did some sexy stuff and I began to beat the meat. I looked at the screen and it sudd
I immediately closed the gallery after looking at it for 10 mi


enly changed! Dora was dead and Patrixx was dancing on her body. He was eating what was left of her! A generic demonic voice came through the speakers and said "YOU'RE NEXT" and I closed the video. I then clicked on the last file in the folder..."Sonic.Tails.Mario.Pokemon.Generic.Expansion.exe" and it then said "Please insert disc Generic.exe you aresehole." but I didn't have the disc!
nutes. I then clicked on the .AVI file and began to jack off. It started off with Patrixx in a bedroom with a grown-up version of Dora. They did some sexy stuff and I began to beat the meat. I looked at the screen and it suddenly changed! Dora was dead and Patrixx was dancing on her body. He was eating what was left of her! A generic demonic voice came through the speakers and said "YOU'RE NEXT" and I closed the video. I then clicked on the last file in the folder..."Sonic.Tails.Mario.Pokemon.Generic.Expansion.exe" and it then said "Please insert disc Generic.exe you aresehole." but I didn't have the disc!


The game started talking to me! It said "DEWD, HURRY UP OR I'MA KILL YO BISH." but I didn't have the disc! The weird guy that made me download this crap wouldn't sell it to me. I immediately shouted "WHY DON'T I HAVE THE DISC!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!" But then, I looked next to me and saw the disc in it's case! I was amazed and freaked out at the same time.
The game started talking to me! It said "DEWD, HURRY UP OR I'MA KILL YO BISH." but I didn't have the disc! The weird guy that made me download this crap wouldn't sell it to me. I immediately shouted "WHY DON'T I HAVE THE DISC!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!" But then, I looked next to me and saw the disc in it's case! I was amazed and freaked out at the same time.
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There was weird, evil whispering playing through the speakers which I couldn't make out.... I don't have a screenshot because this is all bullsh!# and my prt scrn button didn't work for no reason at all. As I was in the room, I wanted to close the game but I couldn't! There was no quit option or an X at the top! I'm too stupid to know how to smash a computer with a hammer or just stop playing, so I continued on... In the game, I went through this hyper-realistic doorway into a hyper-realistic room that was covered in hyper-realistic blood! I looked behind me and I saw a hyper-realistic Sonic raping a cat! The Sonic looked at me and said "Hey der, shmexeh...." He began to chase me through the hyper-realistic cooridors of the building in the game. He chased me through this hallway of cells and as I ran down the hallway, Disney characters came out of the cells and chased me too! It's like they knew I had nowhere to go and that I was as dumb as a brick!
There was weird, evil whispering playing through the speakers which I couldn't make out.... I don't have a screenshot because this is all bullsh!# and my prt scrn button didn't work for no reason at all. As I was in the room, I wanted to close the game but I couldn't! There was no quit option or an X at the top! I'm too stupid to know how to smash a computer with a hammer or just stop playing, so I continued on... In the game, I went through this hyper-realistic doorway into a hyper-realistic room that was covered in hyper-realistic blood! I looked behind me and I saw a hyper-realistic Sonic raping a cat! The Sonic looked at me and said "Hey der, shmexeh...." He began to chase me through the hyper-realistic cooridors of the building in the game. He chased me through this hallway of cells and as I ran down the hallway, Disney characters came out of the cells and chased me too! It's like they knew I had nowhere to go and that I was as dumb as a brick!
[[File:SONIC_AND_PATRIXX.png|thumb|These are the hyper-realistic evil enemies!]]

 


I ran down the hallway and ran into a hyper-realistic Patrixx! Patrixx then said "YOU WILL NOW BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR TORTURE JAIL ASYLUM THING!" and I was then teleported into this horrific cell in which I proceeded to wet my pants. I was locked inside of my cell and there was a bunch of scary stuff in there. There was hyper-realistic blood on the walls and the door and the floor and locked windows and on the ceiling and in my bed and in my underwear and hyper-realistic blood was also coming out of my mouth! The only thing I had was my pingas and my haunted laptop. 
I ran down the hallway and ran into a hyper-realistic Patrixx! Patrixx then said "YOU WILL NOW BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR TORTURE JAIL ASYLUM THING!" and I was then teleported into this horrific cell in which I proceeded to wet my pants. I was locked inside of my cell and there was a bunch of scary stuff in there. There was hyper-realistic blood on the walls and the door and the floor and locked windows and on the ceiling and in my bed and in my underwear and hyper-realistic blood was also coming out of my mouth! The only thing I had was my pingas and my haunted laptop. 


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