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"I am the ship. My name is Jack." |
"I am the ship. My name is Jack." |
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TO BE CONTINUED... |
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Jack pointed to the crow’s nest on top of the ship to get my attention. |
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”What about you, what’s your name?” |
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”Stu.” |
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“Alright, we need to get you a better name.” |
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”How about… Jack?” |
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”Jack it is.” |
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I was the new pirate captain Jack Sparrow! |
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I then told my crew to get a move on it. I didn’t have time to play around. |
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They dragged a chest down to the water and I climbed aboard it. |
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I opened up the chest and took out some rope. |
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”What’s that for?” Dreyfus asked. |
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”It’s a present for our new… friend.” |
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Dreyfus’ eyes widened. |
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I was too impatient to climb up the mast, so I decided to just throw the noose over the side. I stood on a barrel and reached out as far as I could. |
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”May God have mercy on us all…” I said. |
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I grabbed the rope and wrapped it around my arm. I tossed over the side of the ship and fell a good ten feet before the rope stopped me. |
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”Ouch.” I said. |
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I coughed and tried to catch my breath. |
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”What happens if the wind should change?” Dreyfus asked from below. |
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”We’ll be here for awhile,” I called down. |
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Suddenly, the kraken appeared and ate Dreyfus. |
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I watched in horror as the tentacled beast spasmed and grew several new tentacles, each as long or longer than I was. |
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The beast continued to squirm and evolve and I slowly realized that it was becoming Stuart Little. |
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I pulled myself onto the deck and rushed over to him. |
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Stuart Little looked up at me with his large black eyes and shook his head. |
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”No… no…” |
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He couldn’t believe his beady little eyes. |
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He then broke into a smile and started to hop around. |
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”I will eat you Stuart Little.” I said. |
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Stuart Little bursted into tears and buried his face in his skeletal hands. |
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”No, please don’t.” |
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I then walked over to the screen door and looked back at him. |
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”Frankly my dear… I don’t give a damn.” I said. |
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I turned back around and walked out onto the porch. |
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I then sat down in a wicker chair and sighed as the sun warmed my skin. |
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I then died of old age before anything else happened. |
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The camera faded to black and the credits roll. |
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