The rise of the noobs. Part 1

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April 12, 2021 was a good day, it was my 18th birthday, and i had just gotten the first ever Xbox Two, as well as Halo 9. Little did i know what was about to happen


APRIL 12, 2021. 3:43 PM

I celebrated my birthday last night, and got a brand new Xbox 2, which had a release date of the 13th, along with Halo 9. I had just logged off from Halo 4: Anniversary after wrecking some noobs and upgrading my rank to SR-77. Anyway, i was driving to school (as it was monday) and saw a strange sight. I couldn't seemuch, but what i did see was the OLD Halo 3 Legendary Edition Master Chief Helmet, in perfect condition! After school, i was driving to my friend's so that we could play Splitscreen Co-op on Halo 8. I then saw very similar people, differentiated only by their actual body, and they were holding tocket lawnchers. They were around my friend's house. I got out of the car, ignoring the perfect helmets and evertything. When i got within a yard, they all fired upon me, the leader (the one i saw earlier) yelled "L0LOLOL0LOL! W3 R PWN U W1T R UB3R 1337 5K1LLZ LOLOLOL!!!!1!1!11!one1!1!one!!1"  i immediatly ducked as the rockets flew over me. When I got up, my friend was right behind the group, wielding a Left 4 Dead Katana. After a brief chopping up, he told me to get in the Warthog, which he built himself. He said "If you encounter any more, use yourturret.