The rise of the noobs. Part 1

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April 12, 2021 was a good day, it was my 18th birthday, and i had just gotten the first ever Xbox Two, as well as Halo 9. Little did i know what was about to happen

APRIL 12, 2021. 3:43 PM

I celebrated my birthday last night, and got a brand new Xbox 2, which had a release date of the 13th, along with Halo 9. I had just logged off from Halo 4: Anniversary after wrecking some noobs and upgrading my rank to SR-77. Anyway, i was driving to school (as it was monday) and saw a strange sight. I couldn't seemuch, but what i did see was the OLD Halo 3 Legendary Edition Master Chief Helmet, in perfect condition! I didn't pay much attention to that person, or now, as i call it, THING, even though he/it was staring straight at me. After school, i was driving to my friend's so that we could play Splitscreen Co-op on Halo 8. I then saw very similar people, differentiated only by their actual body, and they were holding tocket lawnchers. They were around my friend's house. I got out of the car, ignoring the perfect helmets and evertything. When i got within a yard, they all fired upon me, the leader (the one i saw earlier) yelled "L0LOLOL0LOL! W3 R PWN U W1T R UB3R 1337 5K1LLZ LOLOLOL!!!!1!1!11!one1!1!one!!1" i immediatly ducked as the rockets flew over me. When I got up, my friend was right behind the group, wielding a Left 4 Dead Katana. After a brief chopping up, he told me to get in the Warthog, which he built himself. He said "If you encounter any more, use your turret." "Cool, a rocket launcher turret!" "Actually its rocket LAWN CHAIR, it fires rocket propelled lawn chairs. We didn't have the money for rocket launchers"

APRIL 13, 2021

We made it with just one lawn chair left. There was 5 levels of security, but it was allllll worth it. We finally got to sit and relax from noob ownage. I didn't like that I would have to do tons of training, but knew why I had to. The base was the last of its kind, a n00b Destroyer Hideout, for N00B DESTROYERS. Their only mission: kill the noobs.

APRIL 14, 2021, 3:55 PM

Training was awesome there, we had reaaly good technolegy here, and Xbox twos!! I had a rocket launcher, and got a perfection! We had this huge room, over a mile long, as our training simulator, it was highly realistic, and as we had Cox Super Speed Internet, the simulation didn't lag or glitch!

APRIL 17, 2021, 4:34 AM

Giant raid, n00bs with rockets again, and sometimes Fuel Rods! We destroyed them with our turrets and tech and stuff, but it felt like this war would rage on for many years.....how wrong I was!

A NEW PART EVERY FRIDAY!



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