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Check for red flags: If your arteries keep bleeding until 6:66 AM, ABORT THE RITUAL. If you have knowledge of 4 or less or 6 or more languages, ABORT THE RITUAL. If the candles go out, ABORT THE RITUAL. If the mirror cannot be burned, ABORT THE RITUAL. If one of these happen, there is no need to worry, you'll just need to leave your house for the next 3 and a half years.

Now, if you have successfully summoned the Ritual man, you will run from him until 6:66 AM the next day. If he touches you, a spooky skeleton will pop out. If you successfully run from him until 6:66 AM, then you will have good luck for the next few days if the mirror was new, but for the next few years if the mirror was old because you made all the negative energy in the mirror PURE ENERGY.

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