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But then God came down with His intelligent smile and restored Janus's turd. Feeling pleased, God smote the aliens for their injustice. Then He got in His gas-guzzling, ecology-destroying, tankish SUV and jettisoned away with the fortitude of half a million 3-legged wallabies running from a little pack of long-haired sea monkeys. Janus tripped with joy when he saw this. His turd was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in seven minutes his favorite TV show, Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet weapon of mass destruction'). Janus was ecstatic. And so, everyone except Jeff and a few unborn fetus-toting albino cats lived blissfully happy, forever after. |
But then God came down with His intelligent smile and restored Janus's turd. Feeling pleased, God smote the aliens for their injustice. Then He got in His gas-guzzling, ecology-destroying, tankish SUV and jettisoned away with the fortitude of half a million 3-legged wallabies running from a little pack of long-haired sea monkeys. Janus tripped with joy when he saw this. His turd was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in seven minutes his favorite TV show, Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet weapon of mass destruction'). Janus was ecstatic. And so, everyone except Jeff and a few unborn fetus-toting albino cats lived blissfully happy, forever after. |
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