The story that will spook all of the people who think that Trollpastas are too cliched, It will have no blood in it, despite the fact that it is a trollpasta.: Difference between revisions

 

"''Don't'' you think it's a bad idea to go to that birthday party next to the house with ninja bullies, who somehow got a gun despite the fact that they're minors honey?", said the Mom of Jeb (TOTES NOT A JEFF THE KILLER CLONE LOLOLOL). Jeb then said "Mom, don't worry, it'll be fine! I'm sure the bullies won't have any lighter fluid or matches, which they can burn my face off with!" Then Jeb kissed his Mom goodbye, and went to his friend's birthday party, which was conveniently near an old Native american burial ground, a haunted house where there were cats that murdered people, as well as the Haunted doll factory.

"''Look ''at all of those presents just for me!" said Freddie, Jeb's best friend. "I have exactly 13 presents! And I'll have 6 more guests coming shortly". A few minutes later, when all of the guests came, Freddie opened his first gift. It was an Elmo costume with Hyper-Realistic Eyes, and it almost looked like it was alive!

 

 

"''He'' is acting very strange", said Mother when Jeb got home and was in his room, "Well, he did just get bullied by people who could be considered terrorists", said Dad. Jeb was in his room, he started to know what the urge was, it was to KILL. Jeb decided to cut off his eyelids so that he didn't ever have to go to sleep, because that's totally how that works. When Jeb's parents saw this, they came to the reasonable conclusion, to go shoot their son in the face.

"''Is'' the shotgun really gonna work?",said Dad,"Of course it will and he probably doesn't expect us to do this, (Yells) ISN'T THAT RIGHT JEB?" Jeb didn't respond, because he was getting a knife ready in order to stab his insane parents, he got the knife from Slenderman. Jeb heard his parents coming upstairs. He decided to wait by the door for them and kill them in an unnecessarily gruissem way. They came in and found Jeb, waiting for them and then he, impaled them in the eyes, and then took their guts out so that he could make gore, since gore is scary!!!111

 

''There'', that day, he became Jeb the Killer. He only kills you in your sleep. And if you've heard someone say, "Go to Snuggletown", in the middle of the night, then YOU'RE NEXT!!!!1111!

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