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I clenched my fist, feeling the warm nervous sweat between my quivering fingers as I faced him. Patrixxx.
He darted forward, dashing with the agility of a much thinner starfish.
I ducked as his powerful pink fist embedded itself in the concrete where my head was.
Patrixxx looked up at me before thrusting his hand into his rolls of fat.
"Hey, no fair!" I protested.
Patrixxx bent over, reaching towards the firearm.
He attemted to fling me of, but I tightened my grip, cutting of his air supply.
I had killed Patrixxx, I had done the impossible.
Patrixxx stirred.
"Oh no! I new he couldn't be beaten!
Patrixxx stepped towards me and I knew it was over, he could not die, only kept at bay, and eventually I will tire, and when that day comes...
'''God help us all.'''
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