Theory: Half Life is Zelda: Difference between revisions
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Many people rumoured that shape shifting lizard people exist, but here’s your proof. But why would this lizard person (who from now on we are going to call Gabe Miyamoto) would do this. Here’s why. Gabe Miyamoto was tired being Shigeru Miyamoto so he decided to assume the role of Gabe Newell so he could make more money by making another smash hit, Half Life. Both Nintendo and Valve have a ton of money, and one day Gabe Miyamoto will use all his combined cash to start his own private army. Using his private army, he will enslave mankind and soon his lizard people will take over planet Earth.
We cannot let this happen. But, this is still a theory. A strong theory needless, but still a theory. Meaning that nothing here means anything until we get the final nail in the coffin. This is what I ask of you viewers. I need you to ask either "Shigeru
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