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It got contaminated by Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ate the orange and then the child ate the orange. This created a very romantic relationship between the child and Justin Bieber. That all changed when the child found out Justin Bieber is a female. Trust me, this is scary, you just don't feel it because you never immersed with the characters. Anyways, the child was Kim Jong-Un, the #1 biggest fan of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber was a notorious dictator who obsessed with nukes. He later changed his face through the power of Satan Kirby, and became a singer who's vocal chords could even shatter a black hole. |
It got contaminated by Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ate the orange and then the child ate the orange. This created a very romantic relationship between the child and Justin Bieber. That all changed when the child found out Justin Bieber is a female. Trust me, this is scary, you just don't feel it because you never immersed with the characters. Anyways, the child was Kim Jong-Un, the #1 biggest fan of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber was a notorious dictator who obsessed with nukes. He later changed his face through the power of Satan Kirby, and became a singer who's vocal chords could even shatter a black hole. |
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But then, it happened. KirbyForceOfDestruction realized how mediocre his work is, and handed it over to Nicolas Cage to see if he could do a better job. Hi, this is Nicolas Cage, this is almost as scary as a bee. I'm Ghost Rider, but that's only on Monday when I'm not stoned with Vladimir Putin, my last name is Cage because my wife is like a cage. I'm breaking the 4th wall, looooooool. That's not the only type of wall I break. |
But then, it happened. KirbyForceOfDestruction realized how mediocre his work is, and handed it over to Nicolas Cage to see if he could do a better job. Hi, this is Nicolas Cage, this is almost as scary as a bee. I'm Ghost Rider, but that's only on Monday when I'm not stoned with Vladimir Putin, my last name is Cage because my wife is like a cage. I'm breaking the 4th wall, looooooool. That's not the only type of wall I break. I'm referring to vaginas, by the way. Hahahaha |
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It didn't matter because Nicolas Cage was ready to take his FOTM. |
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DISCLAIMER: I'm new here and my IQ does not extend past 33, please respect my work. If you don't respect my work, I will break into your house, and viciously rape you. If you are not there, I will rape whoever you love, and I will cut you when you go to sleep. I will feed your testicles to you, and you better enjoy it. I know I'll enjoy skinning you alive. |
DISCLAIMER: I'm new here and my IQ does not extend past 33, please respect my work. If you don't respect my work, I will break into your house, and viciously rape you. If you are not there, I will rape whoever you love, and I will cut you when you go to sleep. I will feed your testicles to you, and you better enjoy it. I know I'll enjoy skinning you alive. |
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