There is a monkey in my game: Difference between revisions

m
→‎top: replaced: ’ → ' (2)
mNo edit summary
m (→‎top: replaced: ’ → ' (2))
 
(4 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 1:
[[File:poooop.jpg|right|400px250px]]
 
I'm a total monkey fan much like everyone else, I like the new world monkeys, but I don't mind the old world monkeys. I don't think I've seen scary or evil monkeys before, though I don't think I want to see any after the experience I had...
Line 9:
This is what he wrote...
 
{{email|"kermit,<br>
<blockquote><i>
elmo's got a wierd story haha, there is a fucking chimpanzee in elmo’selmo's bathroom and he killed elmo XD.<br>
"kermit,<br>
elmo's got a wierd story haha, there is a fucking chimpanzee in elmo’s bathroom and he killed elmo XD.<br>
also play this funny ass game.<br>
elmo"}}
</i></blockquote>
 
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though elmo IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I did do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to me, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I stupid?
Line 22 ⟶ 20:
on my way to the bathroom i saw my phone and it has a crack on the screen which is strange sense the last time i used it. it looked fine. very spooky.
 
I went up to my bathroom and turned on my computer (don’tdon't ask why i have a computer in the bathroom) and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was a monkey game, I was like "oh!" Because like I said earlier I liked monkeys. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.
 
I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; the monkey looked hyper realistly angry (which is bad). I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it (yes i know what a glitch is shut up).
Line 40 ⟶ 38:
It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying,
 
{{email|"لا تستسلم أبدا<br>
<blockquote><i>
"لا تستسلم أبدا<br>
أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم<br>
لن أركض وأتركك أبدًا<br>
لن تجعلك تبكي<br>
لن أقول وداعا<br>
لن تكذب ابدا وتؤذيك"<br>}}
</i></blockquote>
 
At this point I was confused, I didn't want to continue with the game, but my curiosity goerge) got the better of me when I was taken to a different level with the level title now saying "singe".
Line 55 ⟶ 51:
So I pressed down on the arrow key as hard as I could and made him run as fast as he could. trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from. turns out it was the damn chimp and he is slowly approaching curious george while t posing.
 
Suddenly when curious george tripped (another cut scene) the chimp vanished. curious george laid there and started crying for 15 seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself because i am an over dramatic frog. But then Sonicthe scary chimpanzee appeared right in front of curious george and curious george looked up in horror.
 
as he looked down at the horrified monkey, I could do nothing but watch.
Line 69 ⟶ 65:
i was really cringed out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a failed attempt to insult me, or some kind of unironic joke... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing.
 
The next level was the west central african rainforest, sensesinse rafiki is a mandrill, he lives in the west central african rainforest, i am glad they got that right, I also noticed that rafiki looked afraid. He broke the fourth wall just like curious george and looked as if he wasn't sure about going on, but I made him move anyway cuz i like to make him suffer.
 
Suddenly as rafiki ran, the same evil monkey from before appeared right in front of him with those orange and black eyes and then red static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but black screen with text saying "ohhoohoh o ohoh ahahha ha hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!", I was now scared, le chimp found rafiki already?! What was going on?!
Line 96 ⟶ 92:
and just i thought i was about to die, rafiki and goerge came with guns and started shooting bad monkey in the head until he falls, then they both took peter griffin with them and got in the car, when they drove the bloody car to the left side of the screen the car burst out of my computer and out of my room, i was like "ok".
 
The red static lasted for about 15 second and then it showed the a most unpleasant image...
 
The image showed a hyper-realistic monkey, his smile was goofy but creepy
Line 118 ⟶ 114:
... Was a monkey, shitting with a smile on his face.
 
{{by-user|Monkeybob Masterpants}}
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:Animulz]]