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This morning I was putting on my shoes. One of them flew off and floated in the air, but it was just a glitch. I had to hurry to leave when the flying shoe started whacking me on the head. Later in the day, I was standing outside the school with friends talking about another group of friends when a person standing near us shouted, "EVIL PATRIXX IS NIGH! NIGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ebay!"
The End
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After Shaggy left, I heard the song from the console play upstairs just one more time…
<poem>
"Buddy better hide, hear that big noise
Something deadly pink, Evill Patrixxx is coming your way
He broke into your place
In a big rage
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
I WILL, I WILL EAT YOU!
I WILL, I WILL EAT YOU!
Buddy, he's a starfish, gone bad
Shouting in the street, gonna eat the whole world someday
You got blood on your face
Just a small taste
For when Evil Patrixxx comes to eat your brains
HE WILL, HE WILL EAT YOU!
(FEAR IT!)
HE WILL, HE WILL EAT YOU!
Buddy you're a dead man, stone man
Pleadin' that Evil Patrixxx gonna spare you today
He's aiming for your face
A brain-dead waste
Now Evil Patrixxx will put you into your place
I WILL, I WILL EAT YOU
(FEAR IT!)
I WILL, I WILL EAT YOU!
(EVERYBODY!)
HE WILL, HE WILL EAT YOU
HE WILL, HE WILL EAT YOU!
(RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!)"
</poem>
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