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I'm sure many of you are familiar with the famous Eric Andre Show skit, ''Pizza Ball'', in which our protagonist attempts to deliver a pizza ball to a karate instructor (Ramadan Steve) who is unwilling to accept it, with hilarity ensuing. However, what many people don't know is that an alternate cut of the skit existed in the Adult Swim archives before being stolen sometime during the summer of 2017. The alternate cut was subsequently uploaded onto YouTube where less than a dozen people saw it before it was subsequently taken down and the uploader arrested. I was one of those people.
The skit begins as it does in the version available to the public. After 20 seconds however, the jingle "Time to deliver a pizza ball!" turns into "Time to deliver a bussy ball!" as Mr. Andre breaks into the dojo and starts yelling about feculent substances. After this, he does something highly revolutionary for a television production, he begins goatse-ing his anus and inserting the pizza ball{{--}}now dubbed the 'bussy ball'{{--}}into it.
At this point we would expect to see Ramadan Steve step in and try to get this lunatic out of his dojo, but Ramadan Steve is nowhere to be seen. He is replaced with a chubby Swedish man named Olaf. Olaf looks at Andre with awe, as if he is witnessing the second coming of Christ. After a short back and forth with his students, Olaf tells Andre "I am ready." before laying on the floor.
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