To My Dearest Droog Reginald Raleigh Toothbottom: Difference between revisions

You are a sickly gluttonous parasite and primitive small-minded display of indecency, and are an incalculaby lascivious subhuman and a rank feeble-minded nefarious vermin of curious design, I fart in your general direction, you snarling, butt ugly reprobate that licks his mum's bumhole as she sleeps. I scoff at what a derelict ninny you are, it shakes my top hat knowing how much of a malefactor you are, you don't belong in this world.

 

You may think your tough gazongles now, but one of these days, the hammer will drop on your numb skull, you can't handle the real world, you skinny, ecxuse making disgrace to the world.

I wish that your birth givers would doogly themselves, so they don't create more foul beasts in the world, you sewer dwelling, Excrement eating dildo fanny, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, now diddly off, you failure to the world, I have a missus to doodly up the wizzwazz...

 

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