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After walking and some blood stains knuckles walks past, sonic jumps knuckles and we get another black screen with text saying "FOUND YOU!". And then i guess i get dropped into some kind of boss against sonic. Well you know what fucker? I'm glad you found me, cause i'm not hiding, i'm playing fucking knuckles and i'm punching your shit in you shitty little prick!
Or at least i would if i could fucking hit him! This boss against sonic has to be one of the cheapest bosses i've ever seen. Look at this, look at this shit! I'm just going back and forth trying to hit this dickhead and he just keeps teleporting and laughing like a fucking douchebag! Like, is there a trick i'm missing here or something?! this is fucking ridiculous! Get over here you bastard! Eventually after pulling my hair out trying to hit this blue quilly fuck knuckles just gives up or something, i don't fucking know. He just dropped to his knees and started crying into his hands. You know, like how knuckles would never ever fucking do if this game was made by someone who knew a single fucking thing about sonic. And after that sonic just kills him, great.
NextText pops up on screen again, saying "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?". Yeah whatever, there's also so many better games to play with rather than this piece of shit.
 
Normally this would be the point where i throw this pile of shit in the garbage but i've got a job to do here. So i guess we're playing as Dr. Fatass now.
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''The channel's instrumental outro music plays and tom walks out of the room''
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