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He grunted, squeezed, and pushed more intensely than he had ever done before. He felt as if he went super saiyan, reaching maximal powers with how hard he pushed this shit out. His ass sprayed the toilet, leaving no white marks in it. He then reached the end of this shit. He took upon the toilet paper to wipe, only to realize there was none. He was in one hell of a pickle here. He stood up, and went to flush. As he pressed the handle down, the turds began to spin in circles. He watched as they spun, but did not go down. He attempted to flush again, only for the turds to float higher. They came closer and closer to the top of the bowl, until they came out. That shitty water, those gigantic turds, all over the floor. He was fucked.
He tried to clean up, since he already had shit all over him, he tried to pick the turds up and put them in the sink to flow water over them until they crumbled enough to go down the drain. This plan failed as well, leaving shit all over the sink. He then went to just wash his hands and give up, only to realize it was all over his legs too. He thought he could just put his pants back on to cover it up, but forgot that literally ripped the fucking jeans! They were no longer wearable. He was left with no other option other than to concede and run. He had to get the fuck out of work. He was unsure if he should let his boss know of this unfortunate event, or just leave. He was stuck in this dilemma. He was lost, panicking, scared, alone,
He opened the bathroom door, and as he did, he made direct eye contact with the person waiting at the door. The random man's jaw dropped, he looked at him in awe for a moment, and Tony froze looking back. The man slowly closed his jaw, then reopened it to throw the fuck up. Now Tony was covered in shit and vomit. He unfroze and began to dart for the exit. As he approached the doors, he turned to the side to see a line consisting of five customers. All of which simultaneously threw up. They could not understand how one man could be covered in so much shit, not only shit, but vomit as well. It was awful. He began to cry from the humiliation.
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He made it to the exit, and as he opened the door, two police officers were standing there. The police officers took one good look at him, and had mistaken him for an alien with the amount of shit and vomit that was all over him. With the way he was sprinting at the door, they took him for a robber alien. They drew the guns from their belts, and pulled the trigger, firing twenty three shots into his body, leaving Tony dead.
When his body reached the facility to be examined, the examiners noted that he smelt as if he had been dead for days, they took wipes to wipe away some of the blood. As they wiped the blood, the shit came off with it. They then realized what we knew. It was shit that made him
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