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Gill and his buttbuddy Noah were looking for games for their Sega Shit at a spooky old man's yard sale, when they cumed across Sanic R. Gill was going to assk how much the shitty ass game cost, but when he got to the old man, he began to scream at him in HYPER REALISTIC LATIN while his eyes were bluuding and said for them to take the game for free and get out before he raeped them. When Noah heard the old shitface scream in latin and say, "Take the game with you." he shoved the games he was looking at up his ass and waddled over to Gill. "Did this mofo say we can have that piece of shit fo free?" he asked. Gill was going to shake his head no hyper realisticly when the old man said yes. Noah penetrated Gill by his arm and the shitty game and pulled them away from the old man's yard sale and to his house. As they got out of the yard, the old man began to shit himself and laugh a hyper realistic evil laugh. When they got to
"I don't fucking know you dumbass!!" Noah screamed excitedly. "Why the fuck are questioning it, Gill?" "There some spooky ass shit with this shit game man ," Gill said "This shit feels fucking haunted or something." "Shut your dumbass up. You and your goddamn conspiracys. Whats next? You gonna fucking say Hitler faked his death?" Noah said "Actually...." Gill said before Noah cut him off. "Don't fucking say it." Noah anally destroyed everybody again and finished his second race with Supa Sanic when the gayme said a fucking challenger was approaching. When the "Challenger Approaching" screen faded away, the screen faded into spooky black and stayed black for about two minutes.(So spooky, totatly not cliche) It then cut to a picture of Sanic in bondage being violently raeped by what looked to be like a stuffed animal version of Tools with a large ass cock and than very loud hyper realistic scraming and demin laughter for a split MOTHER FUCKING second, then it went to the race.(Neither of them questioned this)
When the race started, Supa Sanic was jerking off on the track by himself after the Ready,Set,Go was said, but it was in LATIN!!!1!!1! "Vestibulum. Paro. VADO!" was said. Supa Sanic started to move by himself!(lolcliche) Gill looked over to Noah and saw that his hands
"Whatever you do,
They then went up *stairs to
He then dragged his fatass to the stairs and he flew up them and then he went to
He then saw it move again and walked towards it, Gill saw The Tools Doll and walked over to pick it up and bring it to the room. When he brought it up and showed Noah it, Noah asked Gill "Where the fuck did you find it?" "I found it by the goddamn stairs." Gill said. "I thought I left that piece of shit in the kitchen.. Anyway lets play Sanic R again!" Noah said. "
"Yeah, I do dumbfuck. Why does it matter?" Noah said. "So you want to kill your fucking T.V. too?" Gill said. "That was a freak fucking accident you paranoid fuck." Noah said as he put the terrible game in the Sega Shit. He then played the raep game as The Tools Doll, and as soon as he raeped the last person, which was of course Sally, da Tools Doll that was in the room came to life. Noah and Gill somehow instantly fucking knew about this and they both stood up and walked towards the door. Noah opened it and they both booked it as fast as they could down the stairs and almost got to the front door when The Tools Doll fell in front of them and pwned Noah with his razor-sharp cock. This pissed Gill off majorly and he grabbed a baseball bat and started swing at The Tools Doll, each hit except one missing. The one hit broke the dolls cock off and it screamed hyper-realisticly. He swung the bat one last time before The Tools Doll caught it and broke it over its knee.
Gill then curb stomped its head and suplexed it and than ran to the kitchen to get one of kitchen knifes and swung at the doll again. The Tools Doll caught it and almost killed Gill. Gill grabbed another knife and dey had a epicz battel. Gill eventually slipped on a banana peel that Noah dropped there earlier like a dick and the Tools Doll raeped and killed Gill. The Tools Doll waddled back into the upstairs T.V. The po-lease then came to the house because the neighbors called saying that they heard a lot of screaming and raep sounds coming from
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