Tool's Doll Curse: Difference between revisions

Gill and his buttbuddy Noah were looking for games for their Sega Shit at a spooky old man's yard sale, when they cumed across Sanic R. Gill was going to assk how much the shitty ass game cost, but when he got to the old man, he began to scream at him in HYPER REALISTIC LATIN while his eyes were bluuding and said for them to take the game for free and get out before he raeped them. When Noah heard the old shitface scream in latin and say, "Take the game with you." he shoved the games he was looking at up his ass and waddled over to Gill. "Did this mofo say we can have that piece of shit fo free?" he asked. Gill was going to shake his head no hyper realisticly when the old man said yes. Noah penetrated Gill by his arm and the shitty game and pulled them away from the old man's yard sale and to his house. As they got out of the yard, the old man began to shit himself and laugh a hyper realistic evil laugh. When they got to Noah's house, Noah shot his neighbor and than got his Sega Shit and Sanic R, and put the terrible ass game in. When the gayme started they didn't see Sanic or Nipples they only saw what look like Tools. Noah thought that it was JUST A GLITCH or that someone fucking HACKED IT(Sound Familiar?), but Gill fucking knew it was more then a glitch or a hacked game. He could feel it in his ass. Much more... evil.(Smartest CP Character Ever) The first thing they *noticed when Noah started the first shitty race was that the track was full hyper realistic bluud red and spooky black and the music that was playing was "Can You Feel the Fucking Sunshine", but played backwards.(lolcliche) Noah thought that is was a hax, but Gill thought the game was haunted by a spooky demin or dibble. He didn't think that dis copy of this terrible ass game was the only hounted version of the gayme. He thought all of the fucking capies were haunted by Tools.(Future Conspiracy Theorist) When Noah ass raeped everyone and beat off the first race, he unlocked Supa Sanic!!111!!1 Gill knew that Noah the Dumbass didn't get all da seven Roid Rage Emeralds but Noah didn't question how he got him, like all CP Characters, but he did stand up and *cheer for himself. "How the fuck did your bitch ass unlock him so quickly?" asked Gill.

 

Gill then curb stomped its head and suplexed it and than ran to the kitchen to get one of kitchen knifes and swung at the doll again. The Tools Doll caught it and almost killed Gill. Gill grabbed another knife and dey had a epicz battel. Gill eventually slipped on a banana peel that Noah dropped there earlier like a dick and the Tools Doll raeped and killed Gill. The Tools Doll waddled back into the upstairs T.V. The po-lease then came to the house because the neighbors called saying that they heard a lot of screaming and raep sounds coming from Noah's house and also because Noah had shot one of his neighbors. But when they got there, Noah and Gill were both up stairs in Noah's bed, naked and ded. One of the po-lease officers took the Sega Shit for reasons to the station and his partner said that there was no murder weapon. And then a skeleton popped out of the wall and the po-lease shot its ass up.

 

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