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'''Hobo Heart vs The Toppler'''
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One day, the Toppler was a bit low on cash, so the only place he could go to eat was Chuck E. Cheese. About 17 pizzas later, the Toppler felt as right as rain because nobody gives the Toppler Coronary Heart Disease! He then went to play on some arcade machines. One, which was called Hammerhead (though everyone knew it as "Shark-A-Mole") caught his eye, and 20 shark-whacking minutes later, he'd somehow won 67890000 tickets , since nobody scams the Toppler! Take that, arcades! He was just about to spend the next 5 hours exchanging the mountain of tickets, which was so tall that Edmund Hillary came back from the dead just to say, "Bloody hell, I can't climb that!" Then he died again and somehow ''no-one noticed''.
"Well, that
"You can't just eat that thing," bellowed the head scientist. "It's a beast version of our mascot!" The Toppler and the giant rat stopped their fight, and beat up and killed the scientist. Then they resumed. The fight spilled outside, and once more ''nobody noticed''. The Toppler picked up the Shark-A-Mole machine and repeatedly bashed the creature over the head with it. Then he put it down for others to enjoy, and picked up the Time Crisis 3 machine. Since everyone was sick of that game, it wouldn't be that big of a loss. He proceeded to ram it down the rat's throat, somehow causing it to explode, and yet again, ''nobody cared''. It was then the Toppler realised that his mountain of tickets had been stolen. "Ah well," said the Toppler. "It was probably only about 5 drumsticks' worth anyway."
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"You have fans?" cried the Toppler, jumping back in shock.
"Right, that does it," growled THE DOLL. It dived at the Toppler like Sheev, but missed completely because
"I really should get a new console," said the Toppler.
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'''Clockwork vs The Toppler'''
The Toppler decided to join back up with Ofsted because he was bored and had nothing better to do. His first assignment back on the job was "Walkerville Creative Arts College," which was neither a college, nor was it focused on creative arts. It was just an average American high school. After a short battle with the french teacher, Captain Falcon, the school had been shut down. As the Toppler headed off down to the pub for a celebratory drink, he heard an odd ticking noise. He wheeled around to see a girl, formerly known as Natalie, walking into a tree because she only had one eye; the other had been replaced with a clock. "
"Are you, perchance, Johnny Topples?" replied the girl who used to be known as Natalie.
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The end.
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