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'''The Bloody Painter vs The Toppler'''
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'''Eyeless Jack vs The Toppler'''
After his battle with Jane the Killer, the Toppler got fired from easyjet. This meant he had to go seek employment, since beating up people nobody likes doesn't exactly pay the gas bill. However, since the employment system is complete bollocks, the only place he could find employment was at Ben and Jerry's, but at least he got free ice cream. One day, a man wearing a hoodie came to the till. He was facing backwards, for some odd reason. "
"Oh, right," said the man, who spun around revealing the blue mask he was wearing. "
"What?" said the Toppler, confused by the man's asking for this non existent flavour.
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"I said a kidney flavoured ice cream!" repeated the man.
"Well,
The man grew cross. "No-one refuses eyeless Jack!" he cried. And with that, he swung his knife and embedded it deep within a table.
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"Oh, that's a nice surprise," said the Toppler. "Who's it from?"
"How the hell should I know?" replied the postman. "I just deliver the post,
''Well, that was rude'', thought the Toppler as he carried the box inside.
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"Ahahaha!" laughed Jeff. "You'll never destroy my plot armour. It's strong enough to stop even your mighty blows." Desperately, the Toppler pulled out the necronomicon and started reading it. All the evils of hell rained down upon Jeff, but he came out without a scratch! With that, Jeff pulled out a strange knife. "This thing's made out of the same stuff as my plot armour," he chuckled. "Well then, off you go to kip!" Laughing maniacally, he raised the knife (which for some reason was serrated) above the Toppler, but the Toppler grabbed it and thrust it right into Jeff's face. "Noooooooooooo!" screamed Jeff, as he exploded, sending filth flying everywhere. The evil of Jeff the Killer was ended forever, or at least until the fangirls managed to resurrect him. With that, the Toppler walked off. "I should probably return this necronomicon now," he said, and that day became a global holiday celebrating Jeff's destruction.
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