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I love the turbo movies and shorts, I have all the merchandise, I have rooms upon rooms filled with turbos. Many people call me a horder calling my collection junk and how turbo was creepy and unnatural, I would disagree if it wasnt for the events I am about to write about. July 25 marks two very important parts of my life; my birthday and the day I finished my turbo collection.. or so I thought. All turbo collectors know the struggle of finding a mint, first edition turbo sealed in box,
My sister came down stairs five minutes later with slap marks and bruises all over her face, she reluctantly sat at the table and ate her my little pony pancakes, which I picked on her for eating because six is way too old to like MLP. After we were finished eating and were waiting for the school bus, my sister tried to rat on me saying she did nothing to my turbos, I began to believe her story since I sleep with my door locked so I can fap.
At school my friends and I began discussing the whole turbo incident, we ended up deciding that the turbo must of been resealed and
That night I hardly slept at all, I was thinking about all the things that could be happening; "this turbo is haunted, or my slut sister picked my locked and fucked with my turbo" nothing made much sense to me though. I eventually passed out at around 7 am; upon waking up I discovered that there were slime tracks from the turbos package that spelt out "How Fast?" on my wall. Since I have seen the turbo movies I responded "Tur.. Turbo fast..", little did I know this was the biggest mistake of my life.
My day continued normally nothing too out of the ordinary happened, well that is until I got home from school. The school bus dropped me off at my front door and I went inside and up to my bedroom, while I was about four feet away from my bedroom door I began to hear banging and what sounded like turbo saying "turbo
I went to bed that night with thoughts of suicide and revenge running through my head "I will kill her or die
In the center of the room was my
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