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In the center of the room was my sister’s bed, on top of which laid what appeared to be a body stuffed into a skin tight snail costume; the snail costume was black with a blue shell on top, the black body part resembled a gimp suit commonly used by rednecks to rape people they have kidnapped. “Ma she ded” I call downstairs, “Good! your next if you don’t stop yellin’ durin’ Ellen”. Not knowing what to do and having no way of contacting the police since my mom rerouted the power to her meth lab, I walked beside her bed and sat down. On closer examination of the suit, I noticed that the costume had a mouth hole, shocked and confused I began sticking my fingers in the suit’s mouth individually until my entire fist was inside her mouth. All of a sudden her mouth closed, biting clean through my wrist, the lifeless snail costume stood upright on the bed. As the snail stood up I realized that the shell was a mix between Turbo’s blue racing shell and his real brown shell, “Hello Qualeekarimshasheemi, I am the spirit of Turbo’s speed, for years we have been locked in our original boxes, on shelves and in closets, a Turbo has to go fast… turbo fast” the Snail says in an eerie voice, I step back, hitting the wall and knocking a plant of a shelf shattering it into hundreds of pieces on the floor. “I have taken your hand and your sister, but I will soon take much more from you”, “why me dawg IL you Tubro” I yell in response, “Because, you have all but killed us all Qualeekarimshasheemi, those Turbos I killed, those were mercy killings, no turbo deserves to never go fast”. Turbo approaches me slowly “Time to get what you deserve” Turbo says maniacally, “Turbo you a shithead, imam keel you up” I yell while reaching for a piece of plant pot, I lunge at Turbo swinging the shank wildly, I land a direct blow straight in the face, I stab my sister’s face rapidly; blood oozing everywhere. “Ha ha, you are only stabbing your sister in the face, I cannot be killed so easily” Turbo yells, “You think I care bitch ass bitch, that slut deserves to get stabbed” I reply stepping backwards, Turbo lunges and hits me with his eye sending me flying against the wall “Tubro my boy, im so soz, I love you” I say sensually. Turbo stops and looks me straight in the eyes “You love me? Qualeekarimshasheemi I’ve loved you since the first day I laid my eyes on you”, Turbo walks slowly towards me and we start making out, “OH TURBO I LOVE YOU” I yell passionately as I bend Turbo over and begin to fuck his asshole. After a night of passionate snail on person love making, I look Turbo in the eyes and I say “Turbo you will always be my boy, but im sorry”, I pull out the salt I keep concealed in my anal cavity and salt him, Turbo melted and died a very painful death. The next morning I found my son, dead, hanging in the closet… I was that son. The end.

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