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I love the turbo movies and shorts, I have all the merchandise, I have rooms upon rooms filled with turbos. Many people call me a horder calling my collection junk and how turbo was creepy and unnatural, I would disagree if it wasnt for the events I am about to write about. July 25 marks two very important parts of my life; my birthday and the day I finished my turbo collection.. or so I thought. All turbo collectors know the struggle of finding a mint, first edition turbo sealed in box, that’s why I almost had a heart attack when my estranged aunt happened to give me it along with a number of other turbos "What are you fucking nuts aunt, how much you drop for dis turbo bitch" I shouted holding up the first edition turbo, she just chuckled and left the room, I thought nothing of it and went back to opening my gifts. The next day I woke up to find that my mint first edition was "de-sealed", I was shocked, at first I thought my sister had opened it and "took it for a test drive", so I ran into her room and slapped that bitch across her whore face, broke her tv and spat in her mouth. I went down stairs and sat down at the table waiting eagerly to tell my mom and get my sister in trouble for ruining my turbo, my mom served me turbo pancakes and sat down, I began to tell her about how my sister fucked up my turbo and how I fucked her up accordingly,
My sister came down stairs five minutes later with slap marks and bruises all over her face, she reluctantly sat at the table and ate her my little pony pancakes, which I picked on her for eating because six is way too old to like MLP. After we were finished eating and were waiting for the school bus, my sister tried to rat on me saying she did nothing to my turbos, I began to believe her story since I sleep with my door locked so I can fap.
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That night I hardly slept at all, I was thinking about all the things that could be happening; "this turbo is haunted, or my slut sister picked my locked and fucked with my turbo" nothing made much sense to me though. I eventually passed out at around 7 am; upon waking up I discovered that there were slime tracks from the turbos package that spelt out "How Fast?" on my wall. Since I have seen the turbo movies I responded "Tur.. Turbo fast..", little did I know this was the biggest mistake of my life.
My day continued normally nothing too out of the ordinary happened, well that is until I got home from school. The school bus dropped me off at my front door and I went inside and up to my bedroom, while I was about four feet away from my bedroom door I began to hear banging and what sounded like turbo saying
I went to bed that night with thoughts of suicide and revenge running through my head
In the center of the room was my sister’s bed, on top of which laid what appeared to be a body stuffed into a skin tight snail costume; the snail costume was black with a blue shell on top, the black body part resembled a gimp suit commonly used by rednecks to rape people they have kidnapped.
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