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My day continued normally nothing too out of the ordinary happened, well that is until I got home from school. The school bus dropped me off at my front door and I went inside and up to my bedroom, while I was about four feet away from my bedroom door I began to hear banging and what sounded like turbo saying "turbo fast". I bolted for my door and swung it open, I was shocked to say the least of what I saw inside my room: bits and pieces of turbo merchandise everywhere; there was smashed toy and dvds everywhere, it appeared that all my toys were destroyed, all but one; the mint condition first edition turbo. I fell to the floor in the fetal position bawling my eyes out, swearing revenge on my sister who I was sure, was trying to get revenge on me for fucking her up.
I went to bed that night with thoughts of suicide and revenge running through my head "I will kill her or die trying" I thought. My thoughts ended abruptly when I woke up to see TURBO FAST scrolled across my wall
In the center of the room was my sister's bed, on top of which laid what appeared to be a body stuffed into a skin tight snail costume; the snail costume was black with a blue shell on top, the black body part resembled a gimp suit commonly used by rednecks to rape people they have kidnapped. "Ma she ded" I call downstairs, "Good! your next if you don't stop yellin' durin' Ellen". Not knowing what to do and having no way of contacting the police since my mom rerouted the power to her meth lab, I walked beside her bed and sat down. On closer examination of the suit, I noticed that the costume had a mouth hole, shocked and confused I began sticking my fingers in the suit's mouth individually until my entire fist was inside her mouth. All of a sudden her mouth closed, biting clean through my wrist, the lifeless snail costume stood upright on the bed. As the snail stood up I realized that the shell was a mix between Turbo's blue racing shell and his real brown shell, "Hello Qualeekarimshasheemi, I am the spirit of Turbo's speed, for years we have been locked in our original boxes, on shelves and in closets, a Turbo has to go
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