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<poem>>Be 9 year old me
[[File:Chokladdryck-burk-450g-oboy-1578909153.jpg|thumb|255px]]

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>Be 9 year old me

>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks

>Doctors say I might be allergic to milk
>Doctors say I might be allergic to milk

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fuckthat.jpg

>I love O'boy (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>I love O'boy (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it

>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain

>Spend entire morning on toilet
>Spend entire morning on toilet

>No more pains thank god
>No more pains thank god

>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and my 5 year old bro
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and my 5 year old bro

>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing

>I crave O'boy now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>I crave O'boy now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten

>Mmmmh fucking O'boy man
>Mmmmh fucking O'boy man

>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with brother
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with brother
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>He sucks, I'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas

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>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas

>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath

>mfw he's driving the wrong direction
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction

>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap

>5 year old bro haven't even driven his first lap yet
>5 year old bro haven't even driven his first lap yet

>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor

>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face (done this many times before)
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face (done this many times before)

>I pull down my underwear and put my ass-cheeks towards his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my ass-cheeks towards his face

>Let out a huge fart
>Let out a huge fart

>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>Fart is followed by liquid shit

>My peacefully playing brother is now getting sprayed with shit
>My peacefully playing brother is now getting sprayed with shit

>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
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>Suddenly he screams louder than I've heard anyone scream before

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>Suddenly he screams louder than i've heard anyone scream before

>Dad heard the scream
>Dad heard the scream

>He comes in and sees his youngest kid sprayed with shit, crying
>He comes in and sees his youngest kid sprayed with shit, crying

>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>I stand there without underwear, shocked

>Dad pukes
>Dad pukes

>Lil' bro is crying
>Lil' bro is crying

>I began to cry
>I began to cry
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>Grounded for 2 weeks.

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I haven't drank O'boy ever since, although I'm not allergic to milk
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Grounded for 2 weeks.
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I haven't drank O'boy ever since, although i'm not allergic to milk


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