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When I was little, I lived in a town where there was a lot of bad weather. I
[Ahem.] As I was saying, because of the bad weather, my class had many days of indoor recess. We spent most of it playing games on the
Fuck Tux though,
One day in fifth grade, I had just finished talking to the guidance consular and I was walking down the hallway to get back to Science class, only to find that everyone was gone! I was so confused and went all around the school, but I could not find them, so I walked back to the Science classroom and figured
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As I loaded up the program, I noticed that it was taking much longer than usual, and then I realized that it was updating itself. The launcher was also inverted in color and hyper-realistic. I wasn’t very tech-savvy then, but I knew enough from Computer Lab to know that something was wrong. Our teachers talked to us about viruses as most of the school computers were affected by the Code Red computer worm a few months before, so I figured that the program was infected with something.▼
▲As I loaded up the program, I noticed that it was taking much longer than usual, and then I realized that it was updating itself. The launcher was also inverted in color and hyper-realistic. I
The Tux Paint launcher has no exit button, so I tried to close the Window from the taskbar, only to get an error. Trying to open Task Manager made it just close itself right away, and tabbing over any of the shutdown options resulted in the same.
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SPLAT!
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I suddenly remember waking up outside the school. Paramedics were apparently able to revive my original human form. As I was being taken away in an ambulance, my peers had asked what happened to me, so I told them. They only laughed at me.
I spent the next few years in and out of various mental institutions as based on the details I had told everyone, officials deemed that I was too unstable to be in society. I only got out just recently, perhaps about a month ago. But
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