Unaired Simpsons Couch Gag
You know what i'm wondering about? The lost couch gag! Pretty scarry... Let's hear the story
It was the day after Halloween. I, That kid I don't know, was taking down the halloween decorations despite only putting them up last night when I decided to rent a christmas DVD to get in the christmas mood. However I visited every local store in hopes of getting a christmas movie no matter how good or bad it was, but none of them even had at least 1 Christmas dvd as they all claimed they won't be selling christmas merchandise until the following month. I then went home to find Christmas movies and TV specials online but I still couldn't find any. Even Netflix and Hulu claimed they won't have any Christmas movies until near the end of the month. As I sighed I then took another stroll through town as I had nothing else to do.
I then spotted a 99 cent shop around the corner, which was selling old tapes and stuff. Most of the tapes included my childhood favourites such as A Charlie Brown christmas, Arthur Christmas, and Christmas Who? (The first SpongeBob christmas special). As I reached the bottom of the box I found an unusual Simpsons tape called "YOU'RE NEXT". It was rated TV-MA V, which is unusual because no episode in the series has ever received the TV-MA rating.
Even though it wasn't a special I purchased it anyway since I always loved watching lost episodes of my favourite cartoons.
Anyway when I got home I inserted the tape into my VHS player to watch the episode.
It started with The Simpsons title card before The Simpsons are watching TV while dark music played in the background and They were made out of play dough and were animated using bad stop-motion animation with realistic blood and stuff IDK Suddenly Jimbo wearing a tiger mask appeared out of the window. Bart notices him and walks towards the window to see why he's there. He was then shot dead with an arrow and collapsed to the ground while the family watched in horror. Jimbo along with Dolph and Kearney then broke in the house. Homer then attempted to pick up the phone to ring for help but was stabbed in the hand. And it has real blood! That's what real life people do. You're not hard enough -Donald Reagen #StopTheBlood Go it right Now at scratch.mit.edu Anyways He then looked at Marge while tearing up seconds before his brain were blown to pieces. As Marge watched in BLOODY HORROR, her hair was cut off, exposing her brain is a god. Maggie was then stabbed to Invincible (I mean death) in front of her, and that was when she fought back by her EPIC FIGHT! She snatches Kearney's axe off him knocking him down. She then killed both him and shot Dolph dead. She then attacked Jimbo and they killed each other at the same time. Lisa then got up after being knocked from the ground, only to be shot dead by Chief Wiggum seconds later. The episode ended with a Scream after the opening credits, and Still image from Homer Simpson sitting in the table dying by Barney.exe after the scream. You wanna see it?! Jelly: "No!" Me: "Too bad"
I then ejected the tape and burned it so I no longer like something Spooky at all.
To this day whenever someone asks me what my least favourite Simpsons episode is I answer by saying "IDK"
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