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My character was like "NOOOOOO, It took me forever to wash these clothes, and now they're fucking bloodyyyy" My Froakie was named 666youwilldie, and when my rival came to battle, I lost, because of plot contrivance once again, and the next scene, I was at the Lavender Tower (for some reason) and there were two gravestones: the grave of the Froakie and the grave of me. Professor Sycamore had a shotgun and said "You killed a fucking Pokemon... You shouldn't haven't done that... NOW EAT LEAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" he shoots me and my chracter, killing him and me, but I pasted in the story before I eventually bled to death. |
My character was like "NOOOOOO, It took me forever to wash these clothes, and now they're fucking bloodyyyy" My Froakie was named 666youwilldie, and when my rival came to battle, I lost, because of plot contrivance once again, and the next scene, I was at the Lavender Tower (for some reason) and there were two gravestones: the grave of the Froakie and the grave of me. Professor Sycamore had a shotgun and said "You killed a fucking Pokemon... You shouldn't haven't done that... NOW EAT LEAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" he shoots me and my chracter, killing him and me, but I pasted in the story before I eventually bled to death. |
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''Before you continue on, if you are a Jeff the Killer fanboy or fangirl and/or get easily offended by people criticizing Jeff or the story, then please fuck off.'' |
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So, Jeff the Killer, that well-known serial killer who failed badly at being creepy and reiled too much on blood and gore got deleted from Creepypasta. Just read this and you'll understand, but spoilers of the story ahead, and it probably won't matter since most you guys may have read the story. |
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Jeff ultimately fails to kill a child, and police somehow can't catch him. Also, all of a fucking sudden, there's a flashback of Jeff's personal life. |
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Hold on. Why the fuck do they suddenly move in? Just because it's fancy doesn't mean you HAVE to move there. Liu appears to be of Chinese descent rescued by Jeff's family after being fucked up by the Chinese mafia. |
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Jeff ignores the weird feeling, even though it was a warning that bad shit may happen. And it fucking does. |
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Jeff as a result of ignoring the feeling, he and Liu gets assaulted by bullies. Since the kids have weapons, this is why Mature-rated games are sometimes frowned upon most parents with gaming kids under 17. |
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One long fucking paragraph of pointless fighting of the author trying to add intense action but failing. |
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Jeff tries to tell the truth, but Liu is a delusional retard by trying to prevent Jeff from going to Juvy, and he gets arrested instead... fuck you, Liu, it's your fucking fault that Jeff isn't in prison. |
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Couple days later, Jeff's mom is also a retard because she expects Jeff to be happy to be invited to a party after the shit that happened... way to go, if his mom never went to the party, the rest of the story would've never happened. |
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The party would've gone well, until the writer decided that the bullies will try to finish him off. |
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Apparently, 12 year olds are this aggressive and manslaughter crime is high wherever the hell Jeff lived in. Kids scream like little bitches and don't seem to enjoy pointless violence that makes you laugh because it's so fucking pathetic. Now all of a sudden, this is all Grand Theft Jeffrey. And for some reason, repeated punches can cause a sudden gush of a bloodbath from the chest, but not a really bad black bruise. |
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3 pointless paragraphs of recreation of Grand Theft Auto fights. |
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Ok, at this point where Keith burns Jeff, this is getting fucking dumb. How the fuck does Keith have a knife, a gun, AND a lighter? Does his parents know he does this? Are the bullies orphans that got kicked out for playing too much Manhunt or GTA V? What does it fucking take to be this bloodthirsty for a 12-14 year old? |
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Jeff ends up getting burned, and somehow, his skin turns white and not black and charred, Also, how does his hair not burn off and just burn black? If this pasta was actually logical, he would look like an avocado had sex with an older avacado. Fire for some reasons gives you permanant lipstick forever. |
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You don't suddenly go insane randomly like Jeff does. Maybe the flames damaged his brain, making him a mentally ill psychopath? Jeff doesn't feel any pain while carving his mouth into a smile thanks to his damaged nerves by the burn and ignores the fact that there is a good chance of infection. Jeff also while burning out his eyelids, has skill in it since it's hard to not to melt your eyes off while doing so, and ignores that eyelids exist for a reason, and it's to protect your eyes from dirt and dust particles from coming to your eyes, so he could end up blind. |
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He finally kills everyone. Great fucking ending. |
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Last but not least, he looks like a teenage girl who's wearing a hyper-realistic mask with interesting-looking contact lens, like she's prepared for some Halloween prank. It is a great example on how NOT to make a Photoshopped image. |
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== Conclusion == |
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Jeff's origin has no fucking logic. Don't make any more Jeff ripoffs, please, they're scaring me because they exist. |
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