User:Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise

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"I'm a great big Jesus that lives in the sea!" -Razorteeth, In Search of the Fucking Titanic

I am just a sentient jar of mayonaise. Nothing suspicious here... Kewpie "Miracle Whip" Hellmann 14:45, August 6, 2018 (UTC)

The crap that I wrote

Zoidberg's Suicide
JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer
PokeMan: Licked Dandelion.exe
Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise's Two-Sentence Horror Story Compilation
Mountain Dew: Colorless Rainbow

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