User:Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise
I am just a sentient jar of mayonaise. Nothing suspicious here... Kewpie "Miracle Whip" Hellmann 14:45, August 6, 2018 (UTC)
The crap that I wrote
- Zoidberg's Suicide
- JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer
- PokeMan: Licked Dandelion.exe
- Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise's Two-Sentence Horror Story Compilation
- Mountain Dew: Colorless Rainbow
- How to Summon Colonel Sanders