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{{Archived Profile}}Guize i em lolliepuff now fite me irl im rlly edgy
<tabber> About me.=
{{Quote|We both know that I was right, but you couldn't grow up and be an honest person, which automatically makes you a degenerate with a vagina, because no real man would lie.|Wolfbearr}}
{{Quote|Wow, you're so cool and awesome and great, women are just throwing themselves at you, everyone at school thinks you're the coolest kid in class, you're just great, the best, just the best.|FriedTunaWaffles}}
{{Quote|Welcome to the Trollpasta wiki. Pissing off creepypasta fans since 2011.|Mai sentry}}
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Now that I have your attention, my name is Lolliepuff, I listen to lots of different music and I really wish we used Message Walls here.
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== My song ==
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots OFFICIAL VIDEO|yes]]
If ur stooped n u no it clap ur hams
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This is yo' last chance. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Show some goddamned integrity, lift tha bullshit ban, admit you was wack n' move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you don't, mah playas might be thinkin you right yo, but you gonna go bout tha rest of yo' game knowin you lied n' never admitted it, n' by extension is equivalent ta a lil biiiatch wit no integritizzle n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disgrace ta tha human race, n' I might be banned fo' all dem days yo, but hey, dat gives me time ta find another hobby n' go bout tha rest of mah game knowin I be a playa of mah word. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! On tha other hand if you do, you could grow up, be a thugged-out dude, move on, end dis drama bullshit dat you started, mah playas might go back ta likin you, you gonna probably git ta keep yo' muthafuckin rights n' I can go back ta havin a aiiight funk time shitpostin cuz I have not a god damn thang betta ta do. It aint nuthin but you chizzle, what tha fuck you gonna do yo, but we both know what tha fuck happened n' what tha fuck should happen.
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This isn't the first time something like this happened. There was the bullshit with Kerbin back in May, that everyone blamed only me for until two months later when you finally pulled your heads out of your asses and realized, Hey, wait, Celtic was right the whole time: Kerbin's just a whiny bitch. Now here you are, you know I'm easy to piss off and you know how much I hate kicking, so you kicked me for something that a fuckton of other users did and weren't punished with intent to start a flamewar, you started one, couldn't admit that you were wrong. SG lied about what he posted, you lied too, even Tuna started whiteknighting you. You kicked only me for something other users were guilty of, then quickly pulled some bullshit to make yourself look good by kicking others for doing it too, knowing they'd be kicked because if you just stopped at me everyone would know the truth. Then after you and everyone else lie some more, you pull an excuse out of your ass to ban me for drama that you were knowingly responsible for, all in an effort to get everyone ganging up on me and ban me again, just to watch a huge dramafest begin because you couldn't be rational and not kick me for something everyone else did. There's not even any drama bullshit until you or Spoooky shows up and you know it, because you two love to piss me off and whiteknight yourselves. You couldn't even simply be honest about everyone else posting the ASCII and try to pull another excuse out of your ass. Instead you had to keep up your lie, let every other retard get roped into thinking you're right, try to make me out to be the bad guy and find a good cover-up excuse to ban me for something you caused. That kick wasn't justified, nor the ban. We both know that I was right, but you couldn't grow up and be an honest person, which automatically makes you a degenerate with a vagina, because no real man would lie. This is your last chance. Show some goddamned integrity, lift the bullshit ban, admit you were wrong and move on. If you don't, everyone might think you're right, but you'll go about the rest of your life knowing you lied and never admitted it, and by extension are equivalent to a little bitch with no integrity and a disgrace to the human race, and I might be banned for a few days, but hey, that gives me time to find another hobby and go about the rest of my life knowing I'm a man of my word. On the other hand if you do, you could grow up, be a man, move on, end this drama bullshit that you started, everyone might go back to liking you, you'll probably get to keep your rights and I can go back to having a happy fun time shitposting because I have nothing better to do. It's you're choice, what you'll do, but we both know what happened and what should happen.
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