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<font size="50">'''''I HAVE LEFT. MY ACCOUNT IS DEAD AND I'M NOW OFFICIALLY SHUTTING IT DOWN FOR GOOD. GOODBYE'''''</font>


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[[Straight]] outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with
me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers
[[File:Primal Scream - Loaded|thumb|330x330px|a song me and my m8teys play erry day]]
that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a
[[File:Peppermint.jpg|thumb|220x220px]]
jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

Bitch, these are my trollpastas. Enjoy the most awkward experience you've ever had since your 5 year old accidentaly clicked on that gay anal porn website website.

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'''Patrix90 is the creator of the top kek squad. The members of the top kek squad
are''':

[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Godofmemez Godofmemez] [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Patrix90 Patrix90]

The '''Top Kek Squad''' is a well-armed squad specializing in dealing with anomalies, trolls, and others, more information may be added soon.

'''CURRENT MISSION:''' Defending [http://godofmemezs-sandbox.wikia.com/wiki/Godofmemez%27s_Sandbox_Wiki this wiki] from a secret agent known as Grootslang before the wiki gets closed by the VSTF.
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==The shitty sherk series (in chronological order)==
#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERK.EXE SHERK.EXE]
#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERKS_RETURN SHERKS RETURN]
#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERKS_REVENGE SHERKS REVENGE]
#[[SHERK.AVI]]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERKTARTS SHERKTARTS]

== Deleted shit ==
# Cow cunts
# Cow cunts 2
# Слесарь счастливее .exe (Deleted but can be found here: [http://godofmemezs-sandbox.wikia.com/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%8C_%D1%81%D1%87%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%B5_.exe Слесарь счастливее.exe] )
# Super mario 9: when the tigers broke free (Deleted fer sum reason)

== KOLLABZ!1!11!11!1!!!!! ==
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_reason_chris-chan_can%27t_get_any_girls_%28Collab%29 The reason chris-chan can't get any girls]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/DIAL_UP_PORN_%28community_trollpasta%29 DIAL UP PORN] <nowiki/>
==Pastas==
#[[SANIC 666 DAVIL VERSION]]
#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/DARUDESANDSTORM.EXE DARUDESANDSTORM.EXE]
# [[4chan.exe]]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Patrixxx_and_the_b%C3%A4stard PATRIXXX AND THE BäSTARD]
# [[Steel alifi's revenge]]
# [[Cars: shining edition]]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Toys_2%3A_XXX_edition Toys 2:XXX edition] (nsfw)
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/2001%3A_a_shite_oddysey 2001:a shite oddysey]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/WHITE_CHOKLATE_FLAKES WHITE CHOKLATE FLAKES] (a story i found while looking in the /x/ board in 4chan)
# [[KidsBop.exe]]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Red_Vine The red vine]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_legend_of_Old_cowhead The legend of Old cowhead]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_stories Evil stories]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/AskJeeves.exe AskJeeves.exe]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pissing_on_the_lawn Pissing on the lawn]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/DA_SLENDAHSHIZZLE DA SLENDAHSHIZZLE]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Randolf_the_reindeer Randolf the reindeer]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Buddyholly.exe Buddyholly.exe]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemon.exe Pokemon.exe]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Channel_198 Channel 198]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Rez.exe Rez.exe]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Warehouse.avi Warehouse.avi]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Slipknot.midi Slipknot.midi]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Epic_Invasion_of_OfficerElgin1999 The Epic Invasion of OfficerElgin1999] (True story)
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jackwhite.exe Jackwhite.exe]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Earthbound%3A_The_carpenter Earthbound:The carpenter]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Da_Mudafuckin_XoRax_Returnez_In_Da_Quest_Fo%27_Da_Bootay Da Mudafuckin XoRax Returnez In Da Quest Fo' Da Bootay]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dimention_of_Fears Dimention of Fears]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_dewty Call of dewty]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/%EB%B6%81%ED%95%9C%EC%9D%98_%EB%AA%A8%EB%93%A0_%EC%A7%80%EC%98%A5%EC%97%90_%EC%8D%A9_%EC%96%BB%EC%9D%84 Rot in hell to get to all the north] (More commonly know as 북한의 모든 지옥에 썩 얻을)
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pong_Orgy:_A_pong_fanfiction Pong Orgy: A pong fanfiction]
# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/%D7%94%D7%A9%D7%9E%D7%A9_%D7%94%D7%A9%D7%91%D7%99%D7%A2%D7%99%D7%AA Seventh Sun] AKA השמש השביעית

{{Rainbow|}}

Latest revision as of 13:08, 26 October 2016

I HAVE LEFT. MY ACCOUNT IS DEAD AND I'M NOW OFFICIALLY SHUTTING IT DOWN FOR GOOD. GOODBYE

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