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<font size="50">'''''I HAVE LEFT. MY ACCOUNT IS DEAD AND I'M NOW OFFICIALLY SHUTTING IT DOWN FOR GOOD. GOODBYE'''''</font> |
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[[File:Patrix.JPG|thumb|535x535px|FUK YAH]] |
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[[File:Loyminati.PNG|thumb|215x215px|loyminaty confimed 9/11 ign]] |
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L00K AT D1Z L1NK F0R B00BZ!1!!!!!!!1!: [http://deviantartwhy.tumblr.com/tagged/sonic-the-hedgehog B00BZ] |
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Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube |
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From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes |
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When I'm called off, I got a sawed off |
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Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off |
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You too, boy, if ya fuck with |
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me |
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The police are gonna hafta come and get me |
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Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out |
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For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out |
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Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble |
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Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo |
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Goin off on a motherfucker like that |
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with a gat that's pointed at yo ass |
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So give it up smooth |
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Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a |
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[[File:J3SUS CHR1ST 1 LUV U. 2-3|thumb|330x330px|I LOVE YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST]] |
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jack move |
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Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin |
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with a crime record like Charles Manson |
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AK-47 is the tool |
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Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool |
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Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe |
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I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily |
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yo weekly, monthly and yearly |
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until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly |
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that I'm down with the capital C-P-T |
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Boy you can't fuck with me |
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So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck |
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Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck |
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As I leave, believe I'm stompin |
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but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton |
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Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga |
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More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger |
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I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this |
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But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this |
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But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps |
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If not from the records, from jackin the crops |
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Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin' |
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And when illegally armed it's called 'packin' |
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Shoot a motherfucker in a minute |
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I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it |
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So if you're at a show in the front row |
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I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho |
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You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to |
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But that shows me, slut, you're composed to |
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a crazy muthafucker from tha street |
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Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit |
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MC Ren controls the automatic |
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For any dumb muthafucker that starts static |
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Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself |
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every time I pull a AK off the shelf |
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The security is maximum and that's a law |
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R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw |
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See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain |
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The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin |
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that's takin place without a clue |
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And once you're on the scope, your ass is through |
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Look, you might take it as a trip |
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but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip |
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Straight outta Compton... |
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...straight outta Compton |
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is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother |
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and make ya sister think I love her |
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Dangerous motherfucker raises hell |
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And if I ever get caught I make bail |
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See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem |
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I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him |
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But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while |
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And when I see a punk pass, I smile |
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To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin |
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but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin |
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lookin for the one they call Eazy |
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But here's a flash, they never seize me |
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Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark |
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except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation |
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and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration |
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Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin |
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But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin |
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So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her! |
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You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker! |
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This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me |
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You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother |
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word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton |
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Bitch, these are my trollpastas. Enjoy the most awkward experience you've ever had since your 5 year old accidentaly clicked on that gay anal porn website website. |
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'''Patrix90 is the creator of the top kek squad. The members of the top kek squad ''' |
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are''': ''' |
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[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Godofmemez Godofmemez] [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:Patrix90 Patrix90] |
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The '''Top Kek Squad''' is a well-armed squad specializing in dealing with anomalies, trolls, and others, more information may be added soon. |
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'''CURRENT MISSION:''' Lure some trolls into a decoy ITzNQQB Wiki, a disguise of a previously deleted wiki filled with trolls. |
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==IDEAZ!1!!!!!! (L0L D0NT ST33L NUB)== |
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# teh m8trixxx |
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# UW0TM8.EXE |
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# The REAL Coca-Cola secret ingredient |
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==The shitty sherk series (in chronological order)== |
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#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERK.EXE SHERK.EXE] |
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#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERKS_RETURN SHERKS RETURN] |
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#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERKS_REVENGE SHERKS REVENGE] |
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#[[SHERK.AVI]] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SHERKTARTS SHERKTARTS] |
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== Deleted shit == |
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# Cow cunts |
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# Cow cunts 2 |
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# Слесарь счастливее .exe |
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# Evil stories |
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# ofMontreal.exe ([http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/OfMontreal.exe You Can Find It Here]) |
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== KOLLABZ!1!11!11!1!!!!! == |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_reason_chris-chan_can%27t_get_any_girls_%28Collab%29 The reason chris-chan can't get any girls] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/DIAL_UP_PORN_%28community_trollpasta%29 DIAL UP PORN] |
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== L00MINATY THERYZ!!1!!!1 == |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Boards_of_canda_are_ILLUMINATI! Boards of canada are ILLUMINATI!] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_Mangum_is_ILLUMINATI! Jeff Mangum is ILLUMINATI!]<nowiki/> |
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==Pastas== |
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#[[SANIC 666 DAVIL VERSION]] |
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#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/DARUDESANDSTORM.EXE DARUDESANDSTORM.EXE] |
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# [[4chan.exe]] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Patrixxx_and_the_b%C3%A4stard PATRIXXX AND THE BäSTARD] |
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# [[Steel alifi's revenge]] |
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# [[Cars: shining edition]] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Toys_2%3A_XXX_edition Toys 2:XXX edition] (nsfw) |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/2001%3A_a_shite_oddysey 2001:a shite oddysey] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/WHITE_CHOKLATE_FLAKES WHITE CHOKLATE FLAKES](a story i found while looking in the /x/ board in 4chan) |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creep.mp4 Creep.mp4] |
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# [[KidsBop.exe]] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Red_Vine The red vine] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_legend_of_Old_cowhead The legend of Old cowhead] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/AskJeeves.exe AskJeeves.exe] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pissing_on_the_lawn Pissing on the lawn] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/DA_SLENDAHSHIZZLE DA SLENDAHSHIZZLE] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Randolf_the_reindeer Randolf the reindeer] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Buddyholly.exe Buddyholly.exe] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemon.exe Pokemon.exe] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Channel_198 Channel 198] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Rez.exe Rez.exe] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Warehouse.avi Warehouse.avi] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Slipknot.midi Slipknot.midi] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Epic_Invasion_of_OfficerElgin1999 The Epic Invasion of OfficerElgin1999] (True story) |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jackwhite.exe Jackwhite.exe] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Earthbound%3A_The_carpenter Earthbound:The carpenter] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Super_mario_9:_When_the_tigers_broke_free Super mario 9: When the tigers broke free] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Da_Mudafuckin_XoRax_Returnez_In_Da_Quest_Fo%27_Da_Bootay Da Mudafuckin XoRax Returnez In Da Quest Fo' Da Bootay] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dimention_of_Fears Dimention of Fears] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_dewty Call of dewty] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/%EB%B6%81%ED%95%9C%EC%9D%98_%EB%AA%A8%EB%93%A0_%EC%A7%80%EC%98%A5%EC%97%90_%EC%8D%A9_%EC%96%BB%EC%9D%84 Rot in hell to get to all the north] (More commonly know as 북한의 모든 지옥에 썩 얻을) |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pong_Orgy:_A_pong_fanfiction Pong Orgy: A pong fanfiction] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/%D7%94%D7%A9%D7%9E%D7%A9_%D7%94%D7%A9%D7%91%D7%99%D7%A2%D7%99%D7%AA Seventh Sun] |
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#[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/KimIlsung.exe KimIlsung.exe] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Fresh_Prince_Of_The_Trollpasta_Wiki The Fresh Prince Of The Trollpasta Wiki] |
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# [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Trollspotting_%28A_Trainspotting_parody%29 Trollspotting (A Trainspotting parody]) |
Latest revision as of 13:08, 26 October 2016
I HAVE LEFT. MY ACCOUNT IS DEAD AND I'M NOW OFFICIALLY SHUTTING IT DOWN FOR GOOD. GOODBYE