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I was sitting in my room and after fapping to pictures of nicolas

cage i decided to continue working on my project on cryengine, Shmender's brothel.

As you can tell by the title, the game was quite scary- if you die you would actually hear yourself scream.

After finishing the programming of Shmender, i heard a scream. I played this off as a glitch because its a scream used in-game so i didn't mind it. When i started testing the game, it was all normal. When i got the shotgun, however, it started turning around, facing the camera. I only heard a click, next thing i know is i am twitching on the floor, screaming like a freaking Psychopath with hallucinations. After i calmed down, i went to sleep. When i woke up in the morning and wanted to go to work, something held me back. I started my PC and opened Cryengine. I was not prepared for what came next. It was a picture, appearing only for a split second but it was enough time for a gamer like me to take a screenshot. When i looked at it, i was horrified. It showed me dangling from a rope on my neck upside down, eyes staring at the camera. I backed

<nowiki> </nowiki>away and started to spamclick on avira, hoping it was just some kind of

sick photoshop prank a virus gave me. As soon as i clicked on it for the 666th time, the game opened. It wasn't Cryengine, it was the game itself which is impossible because its still not finished. I realized i can't do anything expect to play the game, so i reluctantly pressed on "START". I started off in the 10th level, without a flashlight but with some kind of eerie glow coming from everything. I walked to the part where you would fight Shmender, but all i saw is a man crying on the floor.When i approached him, i realized it was Shmender. He looked at me and said "Why, Ryan, why?" I started to panick. I heard of similar things happening to other people, but i always thought this shit only happens to Rednecks living in their mom's basement. I immediately turned the PC off and tried to get up, but something glued me to my chair. The last thing i ever saw was <strike>yo momma's ass</strike> a screen showing me dead.

''Police have found an unharmed dead body with a horrified expression. There seems to be no cause because there is no "scared to death". After investigating the crime scene, police officers got an anonymus phonecall stating someone named "{{USERNAME}}" as the next victim.''

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''This Story was shat out by Raythornclaw''