''Raythornclaw's try on making a creepypasta but turning into a crappypasta''
''Raythornclaw's try on making a creepypasta but turning into a crappypasta''
</tabber>Once upon a time in teletubbyland, EVIL PATRIXXX went to school.
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He was very exited, as it was his first day on high-pre-high-school. After 2 Trillion years, he was finally allowed to smoke weed.
"We have a new student. His name is EVIL PATRIXXX. Now say hello."
All the students greeted EVIL PATRIXXX, expect the creepypastas. They said "Hello, EVIL FATRIXXX!".
EVIL PATRIXXX felt angry. How could these barnacleheads dare insult him??? He went to the yard during break. Suddenly he found himself surrounded by all the shitty memes.
"Don't worry, the creepypastas are the only idiots here. Well, expect for Dolan. He always tries to rape you and steal your money when you are not looking" said Unitato.
"Where do you live?" asked EVIL PATRIXXX. "Nobody wants us satirical crappypastas", the ghastly macaroni said. "Well, then i just have the solution. There is an abandoned village called "Trollpastia". It used to belong to creepypastia, but after a civil war, they and spinpastia split into two cities. Expect trollpastia. It got attacked by the creepypastians as an act of revenge for killing their leader, Jeff the Killer. The trollpastians fled as refugees to spinpastia and since that, the village stands empty."
Everyone was amazed by EVIL PATRIXXX plan to rebuild trollpastia.
"But first, we need to find and rescue the other rejected pastas! We won't be like creepypastia!" Shrek exclaimed.
"You're right. I heard they are held imprisoned in the deletion logs. We will need all of our courage and power to survive."
"Campers wear Pampers" - Me all the fucking time playing deathmatch
I'm online 24/7 so chances are high that i will appear everywhere.
My roleplay character: Sary mue, goffik, shoots lasers and has tragic past, is like by everyone, half vampire half pony half dragon half fairy half half elf half nigra half human half goddess half halfes, can summon phoenixes and horses. Also likes to cut her wrists.
I was sitting in my room and after fapping to pictures of nicolas
cage i decided to continue working on my project on cryengine, Shmender's forest. It is a totally original game and not a slender's forest ripoff.
As you can tell by the title, the game was quite scary- if you die you would actually hear yourself scream.
After finishing the programming of Shmender, i heard a scream. I played this off as a glitch because its a scream used in-game so i didn't mind it. When i started testing the game, it was all normal. When i got the shotgun, however, it started turning around, facing the camera. I only heard a click, next thing i know is i am twitching on the floor, screaming like a freaking Psychopath with hallucinations. After i calmed down, i went to sleep. When i woke up in the morning and wanted to go to work, something held me back. I started my PC and opened Cryengine. I was not prepared for what came next. It was a picture, appearing only for a split second but it was enough time for a gamer like me to take a screenshot. When i looked at it, i was horrified. It showed me dangling from a rope on my neck upside down, eyes staring at the camera. I backed
away and started to spamclick on avira, hoping it was just some kind of
sick photoshop prank a virus gave me. As soon as i clicked on it for the 666th time, the game opened. It wasn't Cryengine, it was the game itself which is impossible because its still not finished. I realized i can't do anything expect to play the game, so i reluctantly pressed on "START". I started off in the 10th level, without a flashlight but with some kind of eerie glow coming from everything. I walked to the part where you would fight Shmender, but all i saw is a man crying on the floor.When i approached him, i realized it was Shmender. He looked at me and said "Why, Ryan, why?" I started to panick. I heard of similar things happening to other people, but i always thought this shit only happens to Rednecks living in their mom's basement. I immediately turned the PC off and tried to get up, but something glued me to my chair. The last thing i ever saw was yo momma's ass a screen showing me dead.
Police have found an unharmed dead body with a horrified expression. There seems to be no cause because there is no "scared to death". After investigating the crime scene, police officers got an anonymus phonecall stating someone named "Insert Username" as the next victim.
Raythornclaw's try on making a creepypasta but turning into a crappypasta
Once upon a time in teletubbyland, EVIL PATRIXXX went to school.
He was very exited, as it was his first day on high-pre-high-school. After 2 Trillion years, he was finally allowed to smoke weed.
"We have a new student. His name is EVIL PATRIXXX. Now say hello."
All the students greeted EVIL PATRIXXX, expect the creepypastas. They said "Hello, EVIL FATRIXXX!".
EVIL PATRIXXX felt angry. How could these barnacleheads dare insult him??? He went to the yard during break. Suddenly he found himself surrounded by all the shitty memes.
"Don't worry, the creepypastas are the only idiots here. Well, expect for Dolan. He always tries to rape you and steal your money when you are not looking" said Unitato.
"Where do you live?" asked EVIL PATRIXXX. "Nobody wants us satirical crappypastas", the ghastly macaroni said. "Well, then i just have the solution. There is an abandoned village called "Trollpastia". It used to belong to creepypastia, but after a civil war, they and spinpastia split into two cities. Expect trollpastia. It got attacked by the creepypastians as an act of revenge for killing their leader, Jeff the Killer. The trollpastians fled as refugees to spinpastia and since that, the village stands empty."
Everyone was amazed by EVIL PATRIXXX plan to rebuild trollpastia.
"But first, we need to find and rescue the other rejected pastas! We won't be like creepypastia!" Shrek exclaimed.
"You're right. I heard they are held imprisoned in the deletion logs. We will need all of our courage and power to survive."
