User:Roadkilled Squirrel

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I'm thinkin'.

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Hey. This is Roadkilled Squirrel. I'm not constantly updating my user page right now, so we can talk.

I am not good at writing Trollpastas so go away.

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Muh Motto

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Teh Mato. GET IT? HUEHUEHUEHUE

I want to make funny Trollpastas without having super sucky bad grammar. It's obvious this can be done, but make sure my grammar is in top notch shape, OK? Thanks. :)

My Trollpastas

(They all suck.)

My favorite pastas are in bold.

1. Snow Way Out (Lost Spongebob Episode)
2. Toy Story 3 Legit Theory
3. Rayman Dies
4. Super Scary Pasta Bros.
5. Dead with a Bleag
6. Alvin and the Chipmunks Theory
7. Gumball is Secretly the Illuminati

Planned Trollpastas

• 12 Mouse.oz (12 oz Mouse Trollpasta)
• Mario Is Die (Really Bad Mario Games Trollpasta)
• Animal Crossing Creepypasta based on this video.
• Doctor Kirby's Checkup (SSB trollpasta about an evil Kirby with the Doctor Mario ability.)

Pastas I Recommend

Pastas I recommend. EXPLICIT OPINIONS AHEAD!

Trollpastas I Recommend

• 404
• The Betrayal of All That Is Sane

Bad Creepypastas I Recommend

Terrible creepypastas I recommend for a good laugh or what not to do when writing a creepypasta.

• Scooby Doo Theory (the worst theory ever. Good Trolllpasta material.)
• Sonic.exe(due to how infamous it is.)
• Blood Whistle
• Sally.exe (A worse version of Sonic.exe)
• Tired Yet?

My Avatars

• Thinkin' Face

  Thinkin' Face

• 12 oz Mouse

  12 oz Mouse

• Surprised Gray Mario

  Surprised Gray Mario

TEH END.